The WORST Overused Pickup Lines- EVER!

"You dropped your name tag, Sugar."

Some guy pulled this one on my at a Starbucks. Of course, I just wanted to be left alone with my coffee. He threw a sugar packed on the floor and quoted the sentence above. Makes me cringe to this day.

Needless to say, I smirked and walked out. Poor guy.

"Just call me milk. I'll do your body good."

Yuck! Will you really? How do you know? Do you know me? Keep Moooovin’! (Sorry, couldn’t help it.)

"I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle."

Excuse me? I’ve heard this one before. I think it’s more a crack up line than a pick up line!

"I Must Be Huntin' Treasure, Cause I'm Diggin' Yer Chest!"

Is 100% guaranteed, but only if it’s Halloween and the girl is dressed like a slutty pirate. And she’s very drunk. And easily impressed. It doesn’t hurt to have a sweet car either.

CLASSIC: Let's talk astrology.

"Hey baby, you must be the Cambell's soup girl, cause you look um umm good"

This one is hilarious!

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nutty."

Ummmm, thanks? I don’t know if this one is meant to be a compliment or just insulting.

"Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in those eyes."

Now, this isn’t SO bad. Just depends on who is saying it.

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see."

This is how I respond when someone says this to me, (because I get this often): YES, I AM FROM TENNESSEE! Ya’ll ’ain’t gettin’ none of this gal. Now, go buy me a drink!

Ok, that’s what I always WANT to say. I just giggle and cringe inside. Then I make them buy me a drink.

“Did your father have sex with a carrot? ‘Cause you have nice eyes.”

So…I hardly every use pick-up lines, but this guide inspired me to check a few out so here’s the skinny: If I could go back and learn to date all over again, this one would be my secret ingredient.

If she’s really stupid she won’t even get it…in that case—move on. There’s plenty of gardens to till.