Guide to picking your powerball numbers

Some people play their mom's birth date, others play the age of their goldfish & others play all of Wayne Gretzky's records. For most, they place their luck into the hands of a blue, counter-top machine that's run by hamsters & unemployed fairies who have hit the bottle. Personally, I more often than not let the fairies pick my numbers, but on the occasion I'm able to jot 'em all down, I'll pick the following: my mom's birthday the age (in days) of my current beta fish, Schultzy # whatever (I'm up to 3 now) the age I was when I saw my first hockey game my football number the number of days left until one can buy beer on a sunday in colorado and finally, the number of "Denver's" in the nation The numbers are picked on Saturdays & Wednesdays & I have it from a reliable source that there's a state-employed midget drunk off his ass backstage picking the numbers. Wouldn't doubt if he was taking bribes from old ladies so their numbers would be picked the week the jackpot's 234M. GOOD LUCK!