My Favorite Phallic Symbol

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It just so happens that some of my FAVORITE things, some of the most delicious and so on.....happen to be shaped, coincidentally, like a penis. So, tell me- since I need to be informed on all things phallic, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PHALLIC SYMBOL??? Food, building, thing, clothing item....

White Sausage...hmmm, smothered in mustard.

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The lovely DELICIOUS ECLAIR

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…I just stumbled upon a French bakery near my house and fell head over heels for these phallic delights.

Women covered in Sausage?

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The sausage QUEEN is you will.

TWINKIES!!!!!!!!!!!

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You can’t say the word Twinkie without an excessive amount of explanation points.

Little Phallic Sausages

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….they’re mini….yummy yummy in my tummy Vienna Sausages.

People dressed like phallic symbols

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Actual penises

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Oh, hmmm. I guess that’s not a phallic SYMBOL is it. Sorry. But, I mean, they are just so ridiculous and humorous!!

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The Oscar Meyer Weiner Car

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I was behind this sucker for 20 miles on a road trip. 20 MILES.

The classic phallic symbol: THE BANANA

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And aren’t they scrumptious.

The Classic HOT DOG

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Two phallic symbols, covered in chocolate, are better than ONE

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"The Velvet Underground and Nico" album cover

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The original vinyl pressing of the VU’s first album had a banana stick on the cover that you could peel off to reveal a pink banana. Peel slowly and see, indeed!

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