What Would Bodhi Do?

Is it wrong to fart under the covers if you're with someone else in bed?

“You can do what you want, and make up your own rules. Why be a servant to the law, when you can be it’s master?”

Will there ever be a Point Break Sequel?

“Yo, Johnny! I see you in the next life!”

Can you say sequel made in heaven? Literally, after Keanu Reeves dies, I hope these two reunite in heaven to make the most awesome sequel ever!

My GF's mother is in town but I want to play ultimate frisbee instead.

“If you want the ultimate, you’ve got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It’s not tragic to die doing what you love. "

What is the fastest a human can chow down a Hot Pocket?

“Six seconds. We’re going to be meat waffles.”

Should I wolf down a plate of nachos even though I forgot my Tums?

“I know you want me so bad it’s like acid in your mouth. But, not this time.”

Should I quit my shitty-ass job or kiss ass until I get a promotion?

This was never about the money, this was about us against the system. That system that kills the human spirit. We stand for something. We are here to show those guys that are inching their way on the freeways in their metal coffins that the human spirit is still alive.

The light is yellow. Should I go?

“Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation, causes your worst fears to come true.”

Not so surprisingly, Bodhi’s worst fear was barber’s scissors.

Should we invade Iran?

“It’s basic dog psychology, if you scare them and get them peeing down their leg, they submit. But if you project weakness, that promotes violence, and that’s how people get hurt.”

Why does God only take away the ones with good hair like Swayze and Fossett

“Life sure has a sick sense of humor, doesn’t it?”

It sure does…

RIP Patrick Swayze and RIP Bodhi. You will both be missed.