Party Like It's 1967: Hippie Spots in the Bay Area

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Most Americans dismiss the modern hippie as a burnt-out relic from another era. But you can't really judge the hippie until you've sauntered a mile in his hemp moccasins. Hippies are a knowledgeable and non-violent peoples with a vibrant history and a freethinking culture. They would probably perform wonders in the workplace if they ever decided to get jobs. In the meantime we should all enjoy the quaint hippie traditions of the San Francisco area.

Golden Gate Park

Golden Gate Park, San Francisco, CA 94102

Golden Gate Park is a massive public grounds—sort of like 30 little parks decided to get together to have a picnic. To find the hippies, simply head to the eastern side and listen for the telltale sound of drumming. You’ll soon find a dozen stoners going to town on a mishmash of drums. This is all that remains of the counterculture movement.

Golden Gate Park is a massive public grounds—sort of like 30 little parks decided to get together to have a picnic. To find the hippies, simply head to the eastern side and listen for the telltale sound of drumming. You’ll soon find a dozen stoners going to town on a mishmash of drums. This is all that remains of the counterculture movement.

A cooperatively owned, democratically run grocery store which could single-handily delay our planet’s environmental destruction by two years. There’s a bike-rider’s discount; a BYO bag discount; no meat whatsoever; and a plethora of organic and gluten-free foods, often sold in bulk. It’s expensive, but with every purchase you get a complimentary unwarranted sense of superiority.

A cooperatively owned, democratically run grocery store which could single-handily delay our planet’s environmental destruction by two years. There’s a bike-rider’s discount; a BYO bag discount; no meat whatsoever; and a plethora of organic and gluten-free foods, often sold in bulk. It’s expensive, but with every purchase you get a complimentary unwarranted sense of superiority.

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The Grateful Dead were key figures in the hippie movement. For many Deadheads, they weren’t just a band, but a lifestyle.

Cafe Gratitude

2400 HARRISON ST SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94110

For the hippie fan, this place is like dinner and show. Instead of asking what you’d like to order, the wait staff, playing the part of somebody who cares about your wellbeing, asks you: “What are you grateful for?” I’m grateful for your smiling face, baby doll! But don’t say that.

Protip: 1967’s Summer of Love was called such because it took place just after we discovered our newfound sexual freedom, and just before we discovered the truly virulent venereal diseases. For one memorable summer, 100,000 people were said to have congregated in Haight-Ashbury, not merely to hang out but to discover an entirely new reality. It was sort of like the old reality, expect you slept in a van and did a lot of LCD.

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Make fun of hippies all you want, but they always recycle and have a hilarious fashion sense.

Amoeba Music

2455 Telegraph Peoples R, Berkeley, CA 94702

Taking a cue from their beatnik forebears, hippies learnt to express themselves through music. Amoeba is not only an important Steward of that tradition, its original location on Telegraph Avenue is right near all those colorful Telegraph street vendors, not to mention the congregations of youthful runaways. To earn the affection of these people, make sure you condescendingly ask them when they last spoke with their parents.

Taking a cue from their beatnik forebears, hippies learnt to express themselves through music. Amoeba is not only an important Steward of that tradition, its original location on Telegraph Avenue is right near all those colorful Telegraph street vendors, not to mention the congregations of youthful runaways. To earn the affection of these people, make sure you condescendingly ask them when they last spoke with their parents.

People's Park

2526 HASTE ST BERKELEY, CA 94704

The site of several historic confrontations between student social activists and armed law enforcement, People’s Park is the spiritual heart of hippie Berkeley. Today its main social function is to provide food and daytime shelter for the homeless, so you shouldn’t visit unless you’re comfortable with the occasional vagrant ranting about bicycles.

 
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Hippies love fanciful colors, and they also enjoy just kind of hanging out on top of buses.

This neighborhood was the epicenter of the hippie movement, and today some of that psychedelic luster is partially preserved. Making a pilgrimage to this historic neighborhood is an essential act for the hippie connoisseur. And up on Hippie Hill, just west of Haight Street, legend has it that if you’re truly righteous, you just might spot some real-life hippies.

This neighborhood was the epicenter of the hippie movement, and today some of that psychedelic luster is partially preserved. Making a pilgrimage to this historic neighborhood is an essential act for the hippie connoisseur. And up on Hippie Hill, just west of Haight Street, legend has it that if you’re truly righteous, you just might spot some real-life hippies.

Protip: Why drink out of glasses when you could simply reuse the jars from your organic jams?  To be a true hippie, you have to reuse our Mother Earth’s resources. If you spot a rusted tuning fork in the dumpster, for example, congratulations: that’ll be your new salad utensil. And why are you throwing away that broken toaster? It would make a perfectly good bong.

Recycled Records

1377 Haight St, San Francisco, CA 94117

This is the sort of place that’s almost entirely been phased out in favor of larger music chains, which in turn are being phased out in favor of online distribution. But there’s always something to be said for being able to have an informative chat with a real-life sales clerk while thumbing through a rack of vinyl (or in my case, cassette tapes).

This is the sort of place that’s almost entirely been phased out in favor of larger music chains, which in turn are being phased out in favor of online distribution. But there’s always something to be said for being able to have an informative chat with a real-life sales clerk while thumbing through a rack of vinyl (or in my case, cassette tapes).

This is your typical neighborhood independent anarchist collective book distributor. The clerks work on a volunteer basis to uphold the separation of knowledge from any guiding authority. Hmm, literaturey!

This is your typical neighborhood independent anarchist collective book distributor. The clerks work on a volunteer basis to uphold the separation of knowledge from any guiding authority. Hmm, literaturey!

Like so much of the modern hippie experience, this place adapts the 60s as a whimsical theme rather than a guiding philosophy. Consequently, Magnolia probably caters more to yuppies than to anybody with a true counterculture bent. If you want a more authentic hippie brewery experience, homebrew your own beer and wrap a mason jar full of the stuff in a brown bag, and then drink it in a park.

Like so much of the modern hippie experience, this place adapts the 60s as a whimsical theme rather than a guiding philosophy. Consequently, Magnolia probably caters more to yuppies than to anybody with a true counterculture bent. If you want a more authentic hippie brewery experience, homebrew your own beer and wrap a mason jar full of the stuff in a brown bag, and then drink it in a park.

Protip: Don’t be afraid of selling out your ideals. 1960s hippies were part of a culture that challenged the status quo and made radical advances in civil rights. Then when these flower children blossomed into adults, their generation gave us 12 long years of Regean and Bush Sr, which paved the way for Bush 43. But at least the hippie generation made sure we never waged another costly, misguided war like Vietnam.

Secret Hippie Slang

Hippies are constantly calling me a “square” (perfectly composed; i.e. an authority on cool things). So allow me to share my expertise on some vintage hippy slang:

  • Groovy: That which has grooves, esp. farmland. “Nebraska is really groovy!”
  • Far out: A long distance away. “Let’s go to Nebraska. It’s far out, man!”
    • Nebraska: Cocaine.

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