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PARTY FOUL!!!!
- by jayferris
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- May 04, 2009
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Every party has an ebb and flow -- an energy if you will -- that much like the universe craves balance and order. Thus, when one commits a party foul, i.e., wastes perfectly good booze, a price must be paid. Some circles simply issue a slap on the hand (literally), while others resort to the more cruelly satisfying drunken shaming. Take a journey with me now as we explore the nature of this offense, as well as the inevitable karmic retribution brought forth by the Beer Gods and/or your asshat roommates.
For people who are drunk all the time, alcoholics sure do have a snappy comeback for everything.
Such a Waste
I didn’t cry at the end of Old Yeller, or even at my favorite grandmother’s funeral, but this picture’s making me a bit misty-eyed here…
Guidespot: The Best White Trash/Hipster Beers
Sure it’s financially better to spill cheap beer. Then again, it does the same amount of damage to one’s heart.
IPF -- Intentional Party Foul
This is only pseudo-acceptable if you are somehow incoherent enough to pee your pants but remain coherent enough to spill a drink on your crotch to try and cover it up. I never said it made any sense.
Eddie Bauer Inc
555 Northgate Mall, Seattle, WA 98101
Might want to keep a backup pair of jeans in your trunk dude.
Might want to keep a backup pair of jeans in your trunk dude.
Classic IPF
Oh, and uh… it was so crazy man; I accidentally sat in a bowl of chili too.
Guidespot: I Got Wasted and Then...
Spilling a few brews is expected. Slow dancing to Garth Brooks’ “The Dance” with a goat is not.
Party Fowl
Close, but no.
Party Foul Flag
Because no matter how funny something is, somebody will always give you the chance to take it to douchebag proportions. For sale at Amazon, should they ever come back into stock.
Celtic Swell the
2722 Alki Ave Sw, Seattle, WA 98116
Spill a beer in this house and you’d better expect to observe the requisite two minute mourning period.
Spill a beer in this house and you’d better expect to observe the requisite two minute mourning period.
You're Doing it Right
You can spill as much beer as you want just as long as you continue cleaning it up that way.
A Party Foul on the Wrong Person Will Get You Killed
Or so says this recent news story!
Mustard Anyone?
It’s hard to tell but yes, that’s really a person under there.
Guidespot: You Know You're Drunk When...
… you’re shaking your head and smiling to every part of this guide.
Super Glue
Never, ever pass out at the house of someone who isn’t afraid to use super glue.
US Healthworks Medical Clinic
1925 140th Ne, Lynnwood, WA 98036
It’s either this or wait 4-6 weeks for the super glue solvent to arrive by mail.
It’s either this or wait 4-6 weeks for the super glue solvent to arrive by mail.
Canine-Based Party Foul!
Aw, Come On Now...
That’s just being careless.
Party Foul Referee
I’m not usually one for being official about things, but having an impartial judge just makes sense to me in this case for some reason.
Amateur Party Foul
Beers in the freezer? Most people make this mistake once — IN JUNIOR HIGH.
Bottleworks Inc
1710 N 45th St Ste 3, Seattle, WA 98103
This Seattle beer landmark sells a lot of hard to find and good to drink beers. Which means you had better keep my $6 bottle of Welsh beer out of your God damn freezer.
This Seattle beer landmark sells a lot of hard to find and good to drink beers. Which means you had better keep my $6 bottle of Welsh beer out of your God damn freezer.
Celebration Foul
I don’t care what fancy-schmancy race you just won; you sir, are an asshole.
Party Girl Foul
Oh here, let me dry that off for you.
We all have a friend who’s one big walking party foul. A-1 has good deals for recurring customers, and best of all won’t judge your lavishly lush lifestyle.
We all have a friend who’s one big walking party foul. A-1 has good deals for recurring customers, and best of all won’t judge your lavishly lush lifestyle.
Epic Party Foul
You would die before you got a fraction of the way through the amount of shots it would take to right this wrong.
Just Remember...
Someone else’s party foul might be your golden opportunity.
Crime & Punishment Foul
In this very rare example, the act has become BOTH the party foul and the required atonement.
Desperate to Make Amends
Try as you might, some party fouls are just too big to correct.
Thanks Robin!
Your Party Foul Backup Plan
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Ew that mustard picture makes me want to vom.
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oh my gosh the beer bong spill is my fav!
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Thanks for linking to my wasted guide! This is great! My friend put her NYE champagne in the freezer 2 years ago. I didn’t realize and offered to open the champagne. (I am very good at opening champagne! It’s one of my specialties.) Next thing I know, I’m soaked with frozen and melting champagne as well as some of my friends. Yay.
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