Overheard Conversations-Let's Hear It!

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February 18, 2009
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Have you ever stood in line and overheard a conversation that you wish you'd never heard? How about on the train and heard a conversation that later made you laugh your ass off? Ok, I want to hear them! Open up your ears, write it down, and put it on the GSpot...

I was sitting on the train in Chicago...

Suddenly the train conductor begins to scream into the intercom.

Conductor: I AM NOT BABY SITTING YOU PEOPLE! EITHER GET OFF THE TRAIN OR COME IN AND SIT DOWN. LET THE DAMN DOORS CLOSE!

YOU KNOW HOW TO ACT. WE ARE ALL HUMAN BEINGS HERE!

Then a pause.

Conductor: Thanks for riding the CTA and have a nice evening.

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Gossip Kid Wanna Be's

Coming from the back of the bus…

guy: You look just like a gossip girl.

girl: Which one?

guy: Umm, all of them! You just look like you should be on that show.

girl: Oh thanks! I always wanted to be an actress, because you know I’m so hot.

guy: Yeah. Can I make out with you?

girl: Oh, this is my stop! Ok, just a quickie..

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"Um Do I Look Fat?!"

I was just waiting in line at a Starbucks one afternoon and this couple waltzed in…

girl: Hey, do I look fat?

guy: Yes.

girl: (hits him in the shoulder) YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT! I’m on my period.

guy: You want a sugar-free latte then?

girl: No, I want a mocha with lots of whipped cream!

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I am not loyal to any one place that serves up coffee. I like to hop around from place to place until I have found the perfect cup of coffee, or at least until my heart gives out. I love to poke fun at people, places, and circumstance. You can be a Coffee Slut too. Let's chat over a cup...