Keepin' it cool as a senior citizen

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Oh yeah... old people are cool! Stay cool by reading this guide.

We Never Think We'll Get Old Too

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Why is that? All you old people out there… Is it true… You wake up one morning and you’re old?

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Bet they never thought they’d get old either.

Go Out Dancin'!

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Gather all your friends together and make it a night of bingo and dancing!

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Danny's

1951 W Dickens Ave, Chicago, IL 60614

Every Wednesday night Danny’s has a smashing dance party with live DJs and tunes that will take you back in time.

Every Wednesday night Danny’s has a smashing dance party with live DJs and tunes that will take you back in time.

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Line dancing can be fun. You seniors like that!

Make It Senior Date Night!

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Keep it real with the one you love. Take her out on a date and pretend that she’s young again! Aren’t they sweet?

Street Dancing

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You’re never too old to dance it out on the street!

Big City Swing

1012 W Randolph St, Chicago, IL 60607

Remember your dance moves from the good ‘ol days and bring back the swing! They have live music and swing instructors… just in case you’ve forgotten!

Remember your dance moves from the good ‘ol days and bring back the swing! They have live music and swing instructors… just in case you’ve forgotten!

Remember The Old Days

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All of your friends from the old days might be dead, but you’re still alive! Rekindle those old memories by bringing back the dance moves. The Charleston is a good one!

Keep That Memory Fresh

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Your body may grow old, but your mind doesn’t have to! Instead of sitting at home playing cross word puzzles, get out there and remember those dance moves!

Get Excited In A Crowd

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Oh yeah! Singing and dancing is so much fun for seniors. Go ahead and clap those hands!

Clap, Clap, Clap!

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Let Your Body Take Over

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Forget that your joints hurt for a second and let it go free!

Chicago Theater Llc

175 N State St, Chicago, IL 60601

Take your date out for a show at the historic Chicago Theater! You might have taken her here years ago. You just may not remember.

Take your date out for a show at the historic Chicago Theater! You might have taken her here years ago. You just may not remember.

Inspire The Youngins

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You have already inspired the young with your sense of style! Just think… how great would this world be if they would actually LISTEN to you.

Be Creative

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Keep inventing cleaver ways to support the things you’re losing. Such as hearing loss.

You Are Cool

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Some may not know it. You may not know it. But you are cool!

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Stay Limber

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Ya gotta stretch out those muscles!

Keep Up With The Times

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It’s important to know what is out there with modern technology. Go ahead, take part in it and get some exercise while you’re at it!

Do Something You've Always Wanted To Do

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Get a tattoo! It’s never too late to do something you thought you would regret!

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Oh… wait. Maybe he regrets this now?

Kindle Your Sense Of Humor

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Going bald is inevitable. So you might as well embrace it.

Tatu Tattoo

1754 W North Ave, Chicago, IL 60622

Go Get a tattoo here! There rep is great and they won’t screw up your skin! That’s a good thing.

Go Get a tattoo here! There rep is great and they won’t screw up your skin! That’s a good thing.

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Look! He won bingo and he’s cover in tats! Can’t get much cooler than that!

When You're Dead, Donate Your Skin!

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Geoff Ostling plans to donate his beautiful skin, covered in tattoos, to an art gallery in Australia when he’s gone. Thanks Geoff!

Keep An Open Mind

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Just because you’re old, doesn’t mean you can’t still find young girls attractive.

Rodan

1530 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60622

Want to hang with a younger crowd? Check out this place! It’s hip, fun, and the drinks will get ya drunk.

Want to hang with a younger crowd? Check out this place! It’s hip, fun, and the drinks will get ya drunk.

Staying At Home Is No Fun!

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Get outside and explore the world! You can always rest on a bench.

Show Off That Bod!

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On second thought…

Ann Taylor Loft

1871 N Clybourn Ave, Chicago, IL 60614

Ann Taylor is made for the aging body, but made with style. Check it out. No more Wal-mart shopping please.

Ann Taylor is made for the aging body, but made with style. Check it out. No more Wal-mart shopping please.

Embrace Your Sense Of Style

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She is not afraid of patterns, that’s for sure!

Leopard Print All The Way!

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Who says you can’t match the wall paper?

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This old guy has taken the leopard print thing way too far.

Keep Up The Exercise

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It doesn’t matter how old you are. Just keep moving! This woman is in her 70’s. Gosh, I can’t even do that!

Howl At the Moon

30 W Hubbard St Fl 1, Chicago, IL 60654

Let everyone hear your beautiful voice! Live pianists are there to play all evening to any song you desire!

Let everyone hear your beautiful voice! Live pianists are there to play all evening to any song you desire!

Show 'em Who's Boss!

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You are old and wise. Let that be known.

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Even when you get cranky, or his breath starts to smell… keep the love.

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I have this special place in my heart for old people… I think it is because I never really had a grandpa, and my Nana is grumpy… they are so darn cute! Especially when they are old and still in love. AWESOME Guide… a new favorite of mine! Thanks coffee_slut!

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