"Girl Falls In Love With Fairground Ride" ... What Would YOU Choose?

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August 05, 2009
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So I get an email this morning. It included a link about a girl who fell in love (yes. IN LOVE) with an amusement park ride. I read the article. Scrunched my eye brows together in that WTF? kind of way. Passed the link on. And then thought about it. What would I fall in love with if falling in love with objects was THE thing to do?

Objectum Sexuality

Wiki defines it as …

" a pronounced sexual and or emotional desire towards particular inanimate objects. Those individuals with this expressed preference may feel strong feelings of arousal, attraction, love and commitment to certain items or structures of their fixation."

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My favorite excerpt ...

“Amy said: “I tell him how much I’ve missed him and what I’ve been up to since my last visit. And I kiss the bits I can reach. The staff are really understanding.”

Incredibly Amy says she has great sex life with 1001.

A picture of 1001 adorns her bedroom ceiling and she says: "I use photos of 1001 to help me in private.

“We could never have sex where he lives because it’s public and it would be indecent.”

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Crushed Ice

I don’t know why I find the crushed version soooo much better. Maybe because it’s less common? Maybe because it makes my coca-cola taste soooo much better? Who knows!

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Megan's Mac

I love my Mac like I gave birth to it and nursed it at my bosom.

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ethwiny

Camp Hill

I like bunnies, tucking my jeans inside of my boots, being in warm places, Shooter Jennings, Coca-Cola, photos taken in photo booths, boys who are made of 'snakes and snails and puppy dog tails', and recycling paper.