Obamania to the EXTREME!!! How to tell when your Obamaniac friend has gone Bat Sh*t Crazy

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Obamania has been sweeping the nation and frankly it's starting to get scary. Don't get me wrong, I like Barack Obama as much as the next guy, but some people have taken this stuff WAY too far. I mean, let's be serious -- it's cool to wear your OBEY Obama T-shirt to a rally. It's not so cool to get Obama's face tattooed on your leg. If you or your "friend" has a case of Obamania bordering on Obamaphelia, please read this guide to determine if you...er...your "friend" needs immediate professional help.

Obamaniac

(1) n.  referring to one who is obsessed with Barack Obama.  Urbandictionary.com
Typical actions for Obamaniacs include wearing a Barack the Vote shirt from Urban Outfitters while simultaneously watching an Obama Girl video on his/her iPhone and sending a $5 donation to David Plouffe via Twitter.
Obamaniacs are annoying but harmless creatures.

You're an Obamaniac if...

You Cover Your Dorm Room Walls with Obama Photos

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You Buy an Obama Pin for your Dog

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You're an Obamaniac if...

You paint your body to show your support

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You're an Obamaniac if...

You Get a "Change" haircut

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Photo by Nick Martin

You're an Obamaniac if...

You Knit Cute Obama Crafts to Sell on Etsy

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You're an Obamaniac if ...

You Have Accepted Obama as your Personal License Plate

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You're an Obamaniac if...

You Buy an Obama Tie for Yourself

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You're an Obamaniac if...

You Made Your Own Obama Shirt

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You Pimp Your Ride

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You're an Obamaniac if...

You Get into Heated Political Arguments with Your Republican Friends

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Bat Sh*t Crazy

(1) adj. speech or behavior that is over the top, unhinged, self-destructive, or a threat to others.    "Urbandictionary.com":http://www.urbandictionary.com/

Think Tom Cruise, Ron Paul, Gary Busey, Whitney Houston or Sarah Palin.

People who are bat sh*t crazy need professional help and should be avoided at all costs. 

You're Bat Shit Crazy if...

You Cover Your Dorm Room Walls with Obama-Unicorn Posters

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You're Bat Shit Crazy if...


You Buy an Obama Pin for your Ferret

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You're Bat Shit Crazy if...

You get a Scannable Tattoo to show your support

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You're Bat Shit Crazy if...

Your haircut = Obama's Face

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You're Bat Shit Crazy if...

You Paint Creepy Obama Paintings to sell on Ebay

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You're Bat Shit Crazy if...

You Have Accepted Obama as Your Personal Lord and Savior

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You're Bat Shit Crazy if...

You buy an Obama Tie for your Cat

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You're Bat Shit Crazy if...

You Made Your Own Obama Crown and Tunic

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You're Bat Shit Crazy if...

You Pimp Your Donkey

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You're Bat Shit Crazy if...

You Threaten Jihad on all "Non-Believers"

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Discussions

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I’m one of the batsh*t crazies. YEP. I have crafty Obama things.

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I love Obama, but even I’m not as bat shit as some other people!

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Was this kind of hype over Bush? I can’t remember it, but I did go into a depression both times he won and I refused to watch the news for at least 3 months.