Obamania to the EXTREME!!! How to tell when your Obamaniac friend has gone Bat Sh*t Crazy
Obamania has been sweeping the nation and frankly it's starting to get scary. Don't get me wrong, I like Barack Obama as much as the next guy, but some people have taken this stuff WAY too far. I mean, let's be serious -- it's cool to wear your OBEY Obama T-shirt to a rally. It's not so cool to get Obama's face tattooed on your leg. If you or your "friend" has a case of Obamania bordering on Obamaphelia, please read this guide to determine if you...er...your "friend" needs immediate professional help.
Obamaniac
(1) n. referring to one who is obsessed with Barack Obama. Urbandictionary.com
Typical actions for Obamaniacs include wearing a Barack the Vote shirt from Urban Outfitters while simultaneously watching an Obama Girl video on his/her iPhone and sending a $5 donation to David Plouffe via Twitter.
Obamaniacs are annoying but harmless creatures.
You're an Obamaniac if...
You Cover Your Dorm Room Walls with Obama Photos
You're an Obamaniac if...
You Buy an Obama Pin for your Dog
You're an Obamaniac if...
You paint your body to show your support
You're an Obamaniac if...
You're an Obamaniac if...
You Knit Cute Obama Crafts to Sell on Etsy
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You're an Obamaniac if ...
You Have Accepted Obama as your Personal License Plate
You're an Obamaniac if...
You Buy an Obama Tie for Yourself
You're an Obamaniac if...
You Made Your Own Obama Shirt
You're an Obamaniac if...
You're an Obamaniac if...
You Get into Heated Political Arguments with Your Republican Friends
Bat Sh*t Crazy
(1) adj. speech or behavior that is over the top, unhinged, self-destructive, or a threat to others. "Urbandictionary.com":http://www.urbandictionary.com/
Think Tom Cruise, Ron Paul, Gary Busey, Whitney Houston or Sarah Palin.
People who are bat sh*t crazy need professional help and should be avoided at all costs.
You're Bat Shit Crazy if...
You Cover Your Dorm Room Walls with Obama-Unicorn Posters
You're Bat Shit Crazy if...
You Buy an Obama Pin for your Ferret
You're Bat Shit Crazy if...
You get a Scannable Tattoo to show your support
You're Bat Shit Crazy if...
Your haircut = Obama's Face
You're Bat Shit Crazy if...
You Paint Creepy Obama Paintings to sell on Ebay
You're Bat Shit Crazy if...
You Have Accepted Obama as Your Personal Lord and Savior
You're Bat Shit Crazy if...
You buy an Obama Tie for your Cat
You're Bat Shit Crazy if...
You Made Your Own Obama Crown and Tunic
You're Bat Shit Crazy if...
You're Bat Shit Crazy if...
You Threaten Jihad on all "Non-Believers"
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