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- September 03, 2008
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Obama Girl and any wannabes - welcome to the DNC in Denver from August 24th - 28th!
"Obama Girl" is coming to Town...
Everyone from politicians to reporters to bloggers to protesters will descend on Denver from August 24th – 28th to attend the Democratic National Convention (DNC). Well this guide is specifically for the “Obama Girl” and “Obama Girl Wannabes” so they will know exactly where to go and how to maintain the look.
Check out Obama Girl’s official blog site www.obamagirl.com.
Coyote Ugly Saloon
500 16th Street, Denver, CO 80202
Dancing on the bar is encouraged, what better place can you make your political statement while shaking it?
Dancing on the bar is encouraged, what better place can you make your political statement while shaking it?
Church
1160 Lincoln Street, Denver, CO 80203
A night club in an old church where patrons will all be praying for Obama. Salvation and alcohol…
A night club in an old church where patrons will all be praying for Obama. Salvation and alcohol…
Vinyl
1082 Broadway, Denver, CO 80203
This is a Denver institution and the night club of all night clubs.
This is a Denver institution and the night club of all night clubs.
Blondies the Beauty Shop
563 Detroit Street, Denver, CO 80206
Head to this trendy Cherry Creek hair salon for a cut, color or facial waxing.
Head to this trendy Cherry Creek hair salon for a cut, color or facial waxing.
Everything But Water
3000 E 1st Avenue B128, Denver, CO 80206
It will be hot in Denver during August so swim wear is acceptable attire for a political convention. Not only will it lighten up a stuffy meeting but it reduces the need for air conditioning. For the best selection in town, head to the Cherry Creek Shopping Center.
It will be hot in Denver during August so swim wear is acceptable attire for a political convention. Not only will it lighten up a stuffy meeting but it reduces the need for air conditioning. For the best selection in town, head to the Cherry Creek Shopping Center.
Eve Inc
1413 Larimer Street, Denver, CO 80202
Located in LoDo, this trendy clothing store will have everything for looking good in Denver.
Located in LoDo, this trendy clothing store will have everything for looking good in Denver.
Walgreen Drug Stores
801 16th St, Denver, CO 80202
Load up on makeup and snacks. Don’t forget to drink plenty of water and stock up on Ibuprofen to combat the Denver’s mile high altitude.
Load up on makeup and snacks. Don’t forget to drink plenty of water and stock up on Ibuprofen to combat the Denver’s mile high altitude.
The Curtis
1405 Curtis Street, Denver, CO 80202
This fun and hip hotel is located within walking distance of the convention. Try to book a room on the “Big Hair Floor” for extra fun.
This fun and hip hotel is located within walking distance of the convention. Try to book a room on the “Big Hair Floor” for extra fun.
The Pepsi Center, Denver Colorado
Pepsi Center
1000 Chopper Cir, Denver, CO 80204
Ooopss…I forgot “Obama Girl” is hear to cover the political convention. So make sure you know where the convention is and you have your security badge in a handy place.
Ooopss…I forgot “Obama Girl” is hear to cover the political convention. So make sure you know where the convention is and you have your security badge in a handy place.
Where to party and to maintain the look.
I have a Crush on Obama...
And this is where it all started for the Obama Girl. Who knew that lip synching a song in a tight t-shirt would get this much response?
Getting the "Obama Girl" Look
Well if you want to hang with the Girl and be a groupie, you need to get the look. Here are some tips for getting the most out of your wardrobe.
- The Shirt. You need a t-shirt that is at least two sizes too small. If you have a young child at home, you can borrow one of theirs.
- Endowment. If you are not well endowed, then consider using a very padded bra. Rumor has it that Obama Girl is 54 Double “D”…so maybe plastic surgery is the way to go?
- The Message. The t-shirt needs a political slogans or picture on it. You can use “I have a Crush on Obama” but one of my favorites is “Getting down with Obama”. Check out Pro-World for a huge list of Obama transfers and iron-ons.
- Bottoms Up. Need to wear tight shorts or boy shorts. If you have a butt, then feel free to put a iron transfers here as well for more impact on your political statement.
- The Hair. Big, long hair always seems to have the most impact. If you have some gray hairs showing, make sure you dye it or wear a wig.
- Code Name. “Obama Girls” real name is Amber Lee Ettinger (certainly sounds like a pin-up name) so you need to come up with something cute for your nickname and your pseudo-real name. An example, “Obama Girl Wanna Be” also known in real life as Barbie Hotlitz.
- Educate yourself. For getting the most up-to-date news, try Comedy Central’s “The Daily Show” or NBC’s “Saturday Night Live”. Just make sure you are not watching a rerun…President Bush Sr and Bill Clinton are no longer president.
Bare Necessities - Padded Bra
Here is a great selection of padded bras.
One of many iron-ons available from Pro-World.
Pro-World - Transfers and Iron-ons
The site is the world’s largest seller of iron-ons and transfers. Search for “Obama” to get the complete list.
Dress your dog in style and get him a custom t-shirt.
Cafe Press - Shirts for your Dog
Well, if you have a pet, make sure they are dressed to support the cause. Check out all the cool t-shirts.
McCain Girls
They can’t sing, they don’t have rhythm and they can’t dance, but their heart is all out for presidential candidate John McCain. The “McCain Girls” are raining down and causing some heavy hail damage. Luckily they won’t be in Denver so I don’t need to tell them where to go.
More political parody...
Check out Barely Political for some not so serious blogs, videos and merchandise.
Local's Guide to the DNC
Ok for anyone attending with money politicians, bloggers, reporters and convention delegates, Perry will give you the low-down on where to eat, sleep and stay connected.
Protester's Guide to Hanging Out
Leigh’s guide is geared for the protester so you may want to avoid these places. Make sure to bring your tent and recycle your sign from the 2004 convention.
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This guide is a PARODY and meant as FUN. BTW, I’m an Obama supporter and keep up on issues on-line and in the newspaper.
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I agree with ‘thatonegirl’. This guide is offensive and the author needs to pick up a paper or watch the news and get educated.
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I have to agree with thatonegirl, you have unfairly stereotyped an entire group of voters. Only because we live in a free society can you post such biased rubbish.
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