The Board Game I Absolutely Hate the Most
Apples to Apples. When I say I hate a game in general, it either means it’s stupid (like the ebay board game) or I don’t understand it. For Apples to Apples, it’s the latter. I. don’t. get. it. Which makes me feel stupid, even though not understanding the simple is a common occurrence for me.
I’d like to think it makes me superior, that I don’t even have the brain for such mundane things, but really I think I’m missing some brain cells. So yeah, I tried for at least an hour and simply could not play this game. Too bad it’s one of my friend’s favorite games and she has parties just to play Apples to Apples!
Another Board Game I Hate...Coming in at a Close Second
Life. I hate Life. Not LIFE life, but the game of Life. Again, I don’t understand it, but this time it’s not a malfunction of my brain, but rather, a malfunction of my personality. (Again, I’m going to play the superior card when deep down I think maybe something’s just wrong with me?) I do not operate in the real world like you probably do and I was definitely not made to live in a capitalist society.
Salary? I’ve never ever had one in real life. Stocks? I can read you the definition I found on Wikipedia but I don’t truly understand what a stock is. Retirement? I have never ever wanted to retire and never will. I’d much rather do the happy living, enjoying life thing NOW and always, incorporating it INTO my life and not existing as something I do in my free time exclusively. Plus, see the above—I will never have enough $$$ to be able to retire! I wouldn’t ever buy these life or fire insurance policies because they don’t make sense to me. I mean, you die or your house burns down…that’s life! Why all the paperwork?
Finally, there is no job called “Hustle” or “Jack-of-all-trades,” and thus, I am not interested. I don’t have “real” jobs, I’ve never had a career path and I’m not really motivated by money (which is probably why I don’t have a lot?) I guess I just don’t “get” Life and that’s kinda OK with me.
Chutes and Ladders
Funny story about this particular Chutes and Ladders marker. I used this in grade school for a diorama or project, and when I brought it home, I took it to my room. I guess I took it apart and the marker was on my dresser. My mom hounded me and hounded me to put the marker back into the Chutes and Ladders box downstairs.
WELL! I am stubborn and it was one of those “don’t tell me what to do” moments—of course I was going to put it back. But because I was told to, repeatedly, I refused. 10+ years later, this marker is STILL on my dresser at home. Hahahahahahhaha.
Did you ever try to make your own board game?
Not just make a board, but come up with the concept and everything. My cousin and I “made” a game called Money Trouble when we were little. We made little cards for it with pictures of money bags and such but never came up with a concept. It never went anywhere, and maybe that’s why we both have money troubles today? Hmm.
The Problem with Board Games
…is that someone has to lose. I know that this seems like a given, but no matter how fun a game is, its loser is pissed. At least a little bit. If you’re like me, a sore loser, you aren’t just pissed, you are PISSED. If you’re like the 5-16-yr-old version of me, you’ll cry, stomp off to your bedroom and not talk to any of the other game participants for an hour—three hours of Monopoly for nothing! What’s the point?!? I hate everyone.
It’s a Catch-22ish situation though, because if someone didn’t win and someone didn’t lose, no one would be interested in playing. Would it even be a game? Hmph.
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