Is New York Baseball Cursed?

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Baseball season is right around the corner and that means that New Yorkers are foaming at the mouth. New York is America's baseball town. However, there are some serious doubts coming into this season. Last year, The Philadelphia Phillies ended a 28 years championship drought with a World Series win while The New York Mets were left to lick their wounds. The Boston Red Sox have claimed two storied championships while The New York Yankees are mired in mediocrity. 2008 was supposed to be the season in which New Yorkers could have craved another Subway Series. The A Rod steroid scandal is not helping anybody believe this season, either. Both the historic Yankee and Shea Stadiums have been ditched for new homes and renewed confidence. However, one team - the bastion of baseball greatness - seems to have finally fallen after a decade of big egos and bad play. Another, the perennial underdogs, have watched three consecutive seasons end in successive collapse, one pill even more bitter after the other. The Phillies are champions. The Red Sox are champions. With their rivals' curse reversed, have both the Yankees and the Mets fallen to the same fate?

Red Sox Johnny Damon

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Johnny Damon in 2004 was a bruising force on The Boston Red Sox. “The Caveman” endeared himself to The Red Sox Nation with his intense offense and his grubby appeal. Of course, after ending an 84 year drought, he wanted a new contract.

The Red Sox 2004 World Championship

84 years of losing to New York finally pays off.

Yankee Clubhouse Shop

110 E 59th St, New York, NY 10022

Buy your “26 Championships… that’s still impressive, right?” commemorative beach towels here.

Buy your “26 Championships… that’s still impressive, right?” commemorative beach towels here.

The Big Unit stalls out

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Randy Johnson throws a mean career

Randy Johnson will always be known for having the most dangerous fastball in baseball. Not to also mention that – at 6’ 10" – he’s a fairly intimidating guy to meet in person. All of that sounded mighty attractive to George Steinbrenner in 2005. After a trade, “The Big Unit” was supposed to be the saving grace of a struggling Yankees bullpen. His first day in New York City, he accosted a paparazzo who refused to leave him alone. That should have been the first sign that this relationship wasn’t going to work. Over the last half of the decade, the Yankees have focused attention on the free agent market versus a farm system. Johnson’s acquisition is a prime example of how big money and big names do not equal a championship. Randy Johnson’s two year stint with the Yanks was plagued with injuries; but when he was healthy, he could still throw a mean inning. But by the end, Johnson was traded back to his last team (The Arizona Diamondbacks) and the Yanks were still left without any championship seasons. Steinbrenner’s cutthroat business ethics – the same that once brought home six World Championships – was now backfiring on him.

Jimmy Rollins - No. 1 with a bullet

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Jimmy “J-Roll” Rollins, possibly the most despised Phillies player by New York Mets fans. Rollins, though, unlike many other hotheads has the bite to match the bark.

"The team to beat."

It started in 2007 with the boast heard ‘round the world – “The Mets had a chance to win the World Series last year. Last year is over. I think we are the team to beat in the NL East, finally.” With that, Jimmy Rollins – shortstop for The Philadelphia Phillies – had reignited a long dormant rivalry between them and The New York Mets. Rollins statement angered a nation of fans, and seemed to strike cord through-out all of the National League. The Phillies were the team to beat? This was coming from an organization that hadn’t seen the playoffs since 1993. He was calling out the team that had dominated the division last season, had one more World Series title, and had been making semi-regular post-season appearances since its inception. Naturally, many Mets fans greeted “J-Roll” with a laugh, some a violent threat. Despite a bruising home opening series against the Phils, Rollins jibe seemed like an empty threat. That is, until, the Mets record began to run dangerously close to The Phils as the season closed in during September. Then, the unthinkable happened: a 12 game collapse where the Mets – who started the season 4-0 – said goodbye to the postseason. Who would go on to take their spot? The Philadelphia Phillies.

Blondies

212 West 79th Street New York, NY 10036

An Upper West Side mainstay and a great place to watch the Yanks choke.

Mr. Met has a rough week

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After a 12 game collapse, the once-dominant Mets sat at home in 2007 and watched the Phillies duke it out with the Colorado Rockies in the Wild Card series.

Epstein's Bar

82 Stanton Street New York, NY 10002

Hipsters watch baseball? I guess…

Cursed

In conclusion, what's next?

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The obvious seems simple. The Mets desperately need to upgrade their middle relief staff. The Yankees need to invest in younger players and the farm system. But, how long could a possible bounce back take? The Yanks are dangerously close to a full decade without a title. Since their choke in 2004, things haven’t seemed quite the same in The Bronx. Similarly, the Mets now coming back from two late season collapses where their rivals went on to the playoffs and then to win the World Series. With the way things get done in New York, answers can be found. Or, both teams may just throw money at the problem. Either way, is New York baseball cursed? Does this misfortune go deeper? I’d like to think so. For the sake of something great to write about.

 

Yankees Johnny Damon

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Johnny Damon signs with the New York Yankees, and the first thing he’s made to do is shave his beard and trim his hair. Yes, those are highlights you see. Whatever may’ve once been the lovable “Caveman” is now dead and gone.

The Curse of Damon?

Johnny Damon is the new curse to The New York Yankees. If you stop and think about it, it fits perfectly into the folklore. Not unlike The Babe, Damon demanded a new contract after the memorable 2004 season in Boston. After a bitter defeat in the 2003 ALCS to New York, the Sox battled back in 2004, disposed of the Yankees in the greatest choke of all time, and won it’s first World Series in 84 years. The moon was blood red that night, and Damon and crew delivered. The post-season was a different story. As the Red Sox sought out to renew certain contracts, Damon was definitely among their priorities. However, his asking price and his extension exceed what the Red Sox were prepared to offered. Plus, there was also concern that at 32 years old, Damon’s career would soon be coming to a close. Despite professed loyalty to the franchise, Damon walked away from any offers Boston made and signed with the Yankees in 2005. Since “switching sides”, his career has been riddled with injuries – making just as many appearances on the DL as in the outfield. Also, his heralded acquisition has yet to pay off in Yankees championship. So, I ask again – coincidence?

Johnny Damon disowns the Red Sox

In his first televised interview after signing with The Yankees, Damon tries to do damage control on his image. But was it already too late in the baseball cosmos?

Beer and sympathy as the Mets blow another one.

Beer and sympathy as the Mets blow another one.

Unwelcomed Guest

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The Phillie Phanatic gives Mr. Met the brush-off at a Phillies home game. Riot incurs quickly afterwards.

Mets-Phillies Rivalry - a hatred to occasionally remember

The Mets-Phillies rivalry is one that has only of recent garnered any major attention. That said, it was enough to enthrall both fan bases to a new hatred for one another. Though always rivals, not until 2006 did the rivalry stir any contempt. After a season that concluded with the Phils missing the wild card and the Mets forcing Game 7 of the NLCS (they lost to St. Louis), 2007 was anyone’s game. In the last two seasons, The Phillies have not only given the Mets a run for their money, but have dominated when it comes to clinching the post-season. With the Phillies now World Series champions, you have to wonder how much more pain the Mets nation can take.

Mets Clubhouse Shop

11 West 42nd Street New York, NY 10036

I hear they’re going to start selling effigies of Omar Minaya next season.

The Tale of Billy Budd Wagner

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Billy Wagner. Ace closer. Killer stats. All-around rat… according to Pat Burrell.

Goodbye Philadelphia, Hello DL

Billy Wagner was known for two things: saving games and shooting his mouth off. When he arrived in Philadelphia as a closer for the Phillies, he did both of those things. Wagner only played two seasons with the Phils, but didn’t make any friends by the end of his contract. Maybe that’s because he decided to tell the press in 2005 that he thought the Phillies had “no chance” of making the play-offs. Immediately, he came at ends with left fielder Pat Burrell and the rest of the team. After Wagner joined the Mets, he became one of the most dominant closers in baseball… before he blew his shoulder out in 2008. A year-long trip to the DL didn’t help the Mets keep momentum and they once again fell to the Phillies in another post-season bid.

ESPN Zone

1472 Broadway New York, NY 10036

Tourists like to think this is the spot to watch real New York baseball.

Willie Gets Canned

Omar Minaya stands by his decision to fire Willie Randolph and the method in which it was done. Funny, I thought jerks usually cut and run.

Willie Randolph gets fired; Mets Collapse, Part II follows

Willie Randolph’s goose was cooked in 2008. Under his quick guard, The Mets had gone from NLCS contenders to NL East fodder in the span of two seaons. The 12 game collapse of 2007 seemed to dog the team into the new season. Whether Willie was buckling under pressure, or the team just lost its confidence, clearly the Mets stunk. So, the front office does what it needs to: they fire Willie, barely a quarter of the way into the new season. But that was only after a lengthy “Will they/Won’t they?” process while Randolph sweated and the Mets hit rock bottom. After Randolph was finally canned (via e-mail and mid-flight from a road game, no less), the Mets installed Jerry Manual as the new manager and suddenly, the team started winning again. Of course, Manual could only hold control for so long. By September, the Mets began to stagger again. Poor pitching led to poor morale, and before you knew it, the Mets 2008 season (almost achieving Cinderella status) tanked. Once again, they lost a playoff berth to The Phillies and watched as the Phils would go on to win their first World Series in 28 years.

Every Mets Fan Nightmare

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After 28 years, The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Series Champions.

Regis and Kelly React

Okay, when you get Regis and Kelly speaking about a poorly-handled firing as if it’s your funeral, you know that that can’t be good for your PR image.

The Phillie Phanatic vs. The Mets, Second Battle

The Phanatic demands that David Wright be arrested.

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