My Love / Hate Relationship with my MG

You may be an MG owner if...

… you get your car going like Fred Flintstone.

… you speak soft caring words to your car everytime you try to start it.

… you fall into the fetal position and stare aimlessly when someone says Lucas.

… the street outside your house shows a rainbow of colors when it rains from all the oil.

… You’re turned on by the smell of mildew.

… you have multiple boxes in your garage labeled “parts”.

… you have a rack on your trunk because the trunk is full of tools and spare parts.

… you wait until the car’s running to fasten your seatbelt.

… you waterproof your luggage before any trip.

… you can identify at least three automotive fluids from 20 feet.

…. you have 4 large boxes of old original parts taken off the one car.

.. you get this feeling of impending doom when the car is running really well.

… you can drive top-down in the drizzle without getting wet.

… when purchasing a nice new roll-around tool cabinet from Sears, you ask if it comes with a trailer hitch.

… you know the parts falling off your car are the finest English quality.

… after months of deliberating you get in your MG to finally take to the garage to be sold, only to return home in it two hours later after a long drive along country roads.

… you get birthday cards from Castrol.

… you know better what the underside of your car looks like than the interior.

… you can’t help letting out a little cheer every time the ignition works.

… you know the store layout better than the staff at the auto parts store.

.. you have several 3 ring binders stuffed with MG catalogs, internet docs and manuals.

Collection from the internet. Thanks to Sam’s MG page.