My Favorite Vampire

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Vampires. The coolest of all the Hollywood fright monsters out there. They live forever. They're dead sexy. Some of them know martial arts. Others are ducks. They can kick over Frankenstein, destroy werewolves, and train zombies to be their army of the undead. So, who's your favorite?

Dracula

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The original, himself. Count Drac has seen many incarnations over the years and many (often painful) re-inventions. In the end thought, don’t mess with the original.

Morbius

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Is he good or bad? Hero or villain? Those questions remain forever unanswered by Marvel’s introduction of this undead bada$$. Morbius is nothing more than an opportunist. He fights only for his own existence and pushes anyone out of the way who blocks him.

Count Chocula

The most delicious of all vampires

added by Dead C 11/24/2008

Matt and Alex's girlfriend, Kirsten Dunst

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She’s not my favorite, but I added her for you guys.

added by mswen 11/24/2008

The Count

Like you’ve never seen him before.

added by mswen 11/24/2008

Edward Cullen

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Oh come on…you know someone was going to add him.

Damn those books…

added by freeandflawed 11/25/2008

This guy was pretty awesome

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Buffy’s nemesis in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I went through the end of high school and into college with the deep dark secret that I loved this show. I honestly have not told anyone until now – there wasn’t enough distance.

added by Karey Ann 11/25/2008

That Guy from Fright Night

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(aka Chris Sarandon)

added by ethwiny 11/26/2008

George Hamilton - Love at First Bite

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This is by far the best vampire! And this movie has one of the best lines ever!!

‘With you, never a quickie. Always a longie’

added by Shawna 11/26/2008

The Hunger

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David Bowie! In the 80’s! As A vampire! Sold…

Here’s the trailer if you’re not already sold – http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi3998220313/

added by ghosty 11/26/2008

Butters is a vampire

Cutest vampire ever.

added by Pewpewpew 12/05/2008

Alucard from CastleVania: Symphony of the Night

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Yea! I get to play as a vampire in a video game!

added by egodeth 05/14/2009
 

Mr. Burns

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That one Treehouse of Horror special was only an explanation of the obvious.

Count Duckula

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A lovable duck vampire that seeks to suck on… vegetables? Okay. I’ll take it.

David- The Lost Boys

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I can’t watch 24 because I’m always just disappointed when he doesn’t bite somebody

added by Dead C 11/24/2008

Blacula

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2 top notch film genres unite: The Vampire Movie and Blaxplotation.

Watch yo’ neck you jive turkey mutha f****!!!!

added by Dead C 11/24/2008

Bruhahaha

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I want to drink your chocolate milk… I am sorry, Miss Cheesy cheese had to do it, I just had to.

added by AlexandraF 11/24/2008

BRAD PITT

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I mean, this is an obvious one. I get turned on just thinking about it. Interview with the Vampire is my equivalent of a good porno.

added by Chelsea 11/25/2008

Laddie

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“Holy shit! It’s the attack of Eddie Munster!”
-Alan Frog

added by Dead C 11/26/2008

Blacula!

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I mean, come on. It’s gotta be good, right?! Well sort of, but its definitely an interesting mix of blaxploitation and vampire genres.

added by ghosty 11/26/2008

Grandpa Munster

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Who wouldn’t want a vampire for a grandpa? (I guess that makes him a grampire?)

added by Elijay 12/04/2008

Valek from John Carpenter's Vampires

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Of all the vampire movies I’ve watched, this guy is my favorite. He’s refined, brutal, decadent, a narcissist, and an awesome dresser. He just best embodies what I think a vampire should and act like. AND he didn’t have any of that, “oh woe is me, it’s so depressing being a vampire”, any of that equally as annoying “woah, it’s so cool to be a vampire” annoyingness. Nope. Just a power-hungry vile creature.

added by egodeth 05/14/2009

Jim Carrey

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From Once Bitten.

added by jaywop 05/14/2009

Bill Compton

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From the HBO series “True Blood.”

added by Keifer 06/24/2009
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I'm a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn. You may've seen me around town at The Peoples Improv Theater, Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and Under St. Marks. I write funny stuff and maintain the blog, Sssh, don't tell anybody, but every single female Guidetripper and Maven is crushing on m...