Vampires. The coolest of all the Hollywood fright monsters out there. They live forever. They're dead sexy. Some of them know martial arts. Others are ducks. They can kick over Frankenstein, destroy werewolves, and train zombies to be their army of the undead. So, who's your favorite?
Dracula
The original, himself. Count Drac has seen many incarnations over the years and many (often painful) re-inventions. In the end thought, don’t mess with the original.
Morbius
Is he good or bad? Hero or villain? Those questions remain forever unanswered by Marvel’s introduction of this undead bada$$. Morbius is nothing more than an opportunist. He fights only for his own existence and pushes anyone out of the way who blocks him.
The most delicious of all vampires
Matt and Alex's girlfriend, Kirsten Dunst
She’s not my favorite, but I added her for you guys.
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Like you’ve never seen him before.
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Edward Cullen
Oh come on…you know someone was going to add him.
Damn those books…
This guy was pretty awesome
Buffy’s nemesis in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I went through the end of high school and into college with the deep dark secret that I loved this show. I honestly have not told anyone until now – there wasn’t enough distance.
That Guy from Fright Night
(aka Chris Sarandon)
George Hamilton - Love at First Bite
This is by far the best vampire! And this movie has one of the best lines ever!!
‘With you, never a quickie. Always a longie’
The Hunger
David Bowie! In the 80’s! As A vampire! Sold…
Here’s the trailer if you’re not already sold – http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi3998220313/
Alucard from CastleVania: Symphony of the Night
Yea! I get to play as a vampire in a video game!
Mr. Burns
That one Treehouse of Horror special was only an explanation of the obvious.
Count Duckula
A lovable duck vampire that seeks to suck on… vegetables? Okay. I’ll take it.
David- The Lost Boys
I can’t watch 24 because I’m always just disappointed when he doesn’t bite somebody
Blacula
2 top notch film genres unite: The Vampire Movie and Blaxplotation.
Watch yo’ neck you jive turkey mutha f****!!!!
Bruhahaha
I want to drink your chocolate milk… I am sorry, Miss Cheesy cheese had to do it, I just had to.
BRAD PITT
I mean, this is an obvious one. I get turned on just thinking about it. Interview with the Vampire is my equivalent of a good porno.
Laddie
“Holy shit! It’s the attack of Eddie Munster!”
-Alan Frog
Blacula!
I mean, come on. It’s gotta be good, right?! Well sort of, but its definitely an interesting mix of blaxploitation and vampire genres.
Grandpa Munster
Who wouldn’t want a vampire for a grandpa? (I guess that makes him a grampire?)
Valek from John Carpenter's Vampires
Of all the vampire movies I’ve watched, this guy is my favorite. He’s refined, brutal, decadent, a narcissist, and an awesome dresser. He just best embodies what I think a vampire should and act like. AND he didn’t have any of that, “oh woe is me, it’s so depressing being a vampire”, any of that equally as annoying “woah, it’s so cool to be a vampire” annoyingness. Nope. Just a power-hungry vile creature.
Jim Carrey
From Once Bitten.
Bill Compton
From the HBO series “True Blood.”
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