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When it comes to Mustachios every man (and sometimes woman) has their own style. So, in honor of the month of Movember, I have compiled a partial list of the world's best mustache styles. Which mustache are you?
The "look mom, I can grow a mustache" Mustache
Typically worn by the first 6th grader to hit puberty to prove to others that he can in fact grow a mustache.
The Norris
If you’re not 100% satisfied with your Stache, Chuck Norris will refund you with a roundhouse to the face.
The Ferguson
Funny cause it’s bigger than a normal mustache.
The Selleck
Seen here on the face of Tom Selleck. Also worn by millions of dads around the world (particularly in the 1980s).
The FauxStache
For those not quite ready to commit.
The Aristocrat
The Mustache for the man who has it all.
The Reverse Uni-Stache
For the Ladies
The "look here, not there" Stache
A mustache that is so furry and outrageous it completely distracts people from noticing that you have no hair on your head.
The Game Changer
Jake Plummer, former Broncos Quarterback transformed into Jake the Plumber after his 2007 retirement from the NFL
The El Guapo
Yet, another variation of the “look mom, I can grow a mustache” mustache, the El Guapo, however comes with much more handsomness.
The Larry Bird
It’s there. It’s just really hard to see.
Also known as the Blond Invisistache, the Larry Bird is the preferred mustache style for 72% of Scandinavian porn stars and creepy dudes.
The Morrison
A slightly grown-up version of the “look mom, I can grow a mustache” mustache displayed here by NBA Mustache expert Adam Morrison.
The Crotch Stache
A variation of the classic Selleck, Rick Rude took it to a whole other level by strategically placing additional airbrushed mustache over crotchal region.
The Porn Stache
“I’m here to fix the cable.”
More Girl Mustaches
More mustache ideas for the ladies.
The Aristocat
The mustache for the man who has a cat.
The Pencil Thin Stache
This mustache looks like it was drawn in with a pencil just like my grandma’s eyebrows.
Official Movember Website
AWESOMENESS!!
Guide to the perfect shave
A sad day will come when the stache needs to go. Here are tips on how to humanely put the stache to rest.
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I am honored that you chose the ravishing rick for me. Please see my new picture for an ‘04 effort. I could destroy that now, but am no longer in college and cant just grow mustaches left and right for no good reason (or for charity). Great idea though, wish I could join you, but cant for the same reasons outlined in ned’s email.
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