Movember Mustache Mania

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When it comes to Mustachios every man (and sometimes woman) has their own style. So, in honor of the month of Movember, I have compiled a partial list of the world's best mustache styles. Which mustache are you?

The "look mom, I can grow a mustache" Mustache

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Typically worn by the first 6th grader to hit puberty to prove to others that he can in fact grow a mustache.

The Norris

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If you’re not 100% satisfied with your Stache, Chuck Norris will refund you with a roundhouse to the face.

The Ferguson

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Funny cause it’s bigger than a normal mustache.

The Selleck

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Seen here on the face of Tom Selleck. Also worn by millions of dads around the world (particularly in the 1980s).

The FauxStache

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For those not quite ready to commit.

The Aristocrat

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The Mustache for the man who has it all.

The Reverse Uni-Stache

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For the Ladies

The "look here, not there" Stache

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A mustache that is so furry and outrageous it completely distracts people from noticing that you have no hair on your head.

The Game Changer

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Jake Plummer, former Broncos Quarterback transformed into Jake the Plumber after his 2007 retirement from the NFL

 

The El Guapo

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Yet, another variation of the “look mom, I can grow a mustache” mustache, the El Guapo, however comes with much more handsomness.

The Larry Bird

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It’s there. It’s just really hard to see.

Also known as the Blond Invisistache, the Larry Bird is the preferred mustache style for 72% of Scandinavian porn stars and creepy dudes.

The Morrison

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A slightly grown-up version of the “look mom, I can grow a mustache” mustache displayed here by NBA Mustache expert Adam Morrison.

The Crotch Stache

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A variation of the classic Selleck, Rick Rude took it to a whole other level by strategically placing additional airbrushed mustache over crotchal region.

The Porn Stache

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“I’m here to fix the cable.”

The Aristocat

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The mustache for the man who has a cat.

The Pencil Thin Stache

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This mustache looks like it was drawn in with a pencil just like my grandma’s eyebrows.

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Discussions

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I am honored that you chose the ravishing rick for me. Please see my new picture for an ‘04 effort. I could destroy that now, but am no longer in college and cant just grow mustaches left and right for no good reason (or for charity). Great idea though, wish I could join you, but cant for the same reasons outlined in ned’s email.