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My buddy recently challenged me to partake in something called Movember. What is Movember you ask? Well, until my buddy told me about it, I had never heard of it either. But it turns out Movember might just be the AWESOMEST thing to happen to the month of November since the invention of Thanksgiving -- at the least, since the invention of turducken. Basically, Movember is an opportunity to do two things every self respecting man should do at least once in his life -- grow a mustache and raise awareness for a good cause (in this case, prostate cancer). That is why El Guapo has officially jumped on board the Movember Express and urges all dudes out there to do the same. Please join me in this challenge. Next stop: Mustacheville.
What Exactly is Movember? Is This Thing for Real?
Yes, Movember is real and it is quite possibly the AWESOMEST event EVER!!
Movember (the month formerly known as November) is a charity fundraiser held during November each year.
At the start of Movember guys register with a clean shaven face. The Movember participants, known as Mo Bros, then have the remainder of the month to grow and groom their Mo (Australian slang for moustache), raising money and awareness along the way for men’s health and the fight against prostate cancer.
Why Should I Participate?
In addition to helping support a great cause, here are El Guapo’s Top Ten Reasons to Become a Mo Bro
(10) Will give you instant credibility if you ever find yourself in a saloon with guys like this
(9) Diplomatic Mustache Immunity. Growing a Mo will undoubtedly piss off your girlfriend/wife/boss. However, during Movember none of these people can do anything about it. Remember you’re growing a mustache for cancer research, so you have mustache immunity.
(8) A Mustache may open up doors for your career
(6) Increased Popularity with the Ladies
Wearing this shirt without a mustache = Douchebag.
Wearing this shirt while also wearing a full mustache = Lady Killer.
WE INTERUPT THIS TOP 10 LIST TO BRING YOU BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!
An Amber Alert has been put out for Alex Trebek’s Mustache!!!
This glorious stache was broadcast into our homes five days a week from 1984-2001. Then, like a gypsy in the night, it disappeared never to be seen again.
To the right is a photo created using digital aging software to approximate what Trebek’s mustache may look like today.
If you have information regarding the whereabouts of Alex Trebek’s mustache please contact authorities immediately.
(4) Obamastache = CHANGE
FACT: Obama won 72% of the coveted white rural mustachioed vote.
FACT: Obama won the election.
FACT: Mustache = Victory
OK, I'm Sold. So How Do I Join in on the Fun?
If you want to join El Guapo and thousands of other Mo Bros around the country in this Movember movement, you can get all the details at the Official Movember Website
You can also sign up for a free Movember fundraising page like El Guapo’s at GiveForward.org
Just make sure you type in this address when setting up your fundraising page so the check is sent to the Prostate Cancer Foundation
Prostate Cancer Foundation
1250 4TH Street
Santa Monica, CA 90401
El Guapo Wishes you good luck and a happy Movember!
World's Best Mustache Styles
OK, so you’ve decided to grow out the Mo. But you need some inspiration, right? Here is guide to all the world’s greatest mustache styles. This list has all the classics such as the the Selleck, the Norris and the Porn Stache as well post-millennial like the Reverse Uni-stache, the Ferguson and the Blonde Invisistache.
How Does it Work?
Step 1: For the entire month of November you grow a killer mustachio.
Step 2: Tell your friends and family that you are growing a mo to help raise awareness for prostate cancer. Ask them to donate online to your campaign.
Step 3: Bask in the glory that is your Mo.
Step 4: Get lots of chicks.
Step 5: Be Awesome.
Official Movember Website
Join El Guapo in his quest to end prostate cancer. Register to become a Mo Bro or get all the deets here.
El Guapo's Movember Fundraising page
Here is my Movember fundraising page. On it you will find AWESOME mustachiod pictures of me.
If you want to donate or if you want to join El Guapo in this challenge by growing a stache yourself, you can get your own fundraising page at GiveForward.org
(7) Increased Athletic Prowess
Mustachelete, Mark Spitz seven time gold medalist AND twice voted best Olympic Mustache (’72, ’76)
(5) Better Cell Phone Reception (yes, even at the beach)
“Can I speak with Zach Morris please.”
Amber Alert for Alex Trebek's Mustache!!
El Guapo apologizes for the interruption and now returns you to your regularly programmed Top 10 List.
...And the Top Three Reasons
(3) Gain Admittance to Secret Societies
(2) Great opportunity to bond with your dad regarding mustache styling and grooming tips.
(1) You Can't Do Any Worse Than This Guy
“Mazel Tov Adam on reaching puberty!!”
This mustache, modeled by professional basketball player, Adam Morrison is known as the “look mom, I can grow a mustache” mustache.
It is typically worn by the 6th grader who reaches puberty before his classmates and wants to show off to everyone that he can, in fact, grow a mustache.
During 7th and 8th grade years, this type of mustache may be used in conjunction with crappy fake ID to purchase Zimas, porn mags and cigarettes at corner liquor store.
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Please note, If your stache looks like this, El Guapo suggests you refrain from partaking in Movember festivities for at least two to three years.
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I once knew a group of gentleman who all grew rather heinous mustaches back in October just for one of their bachelor parties in Las Vegas. If they only knew about Movember, I’m sure they would have used a charitable cause as excuse to keep the ’staches around a little bit longer . . .
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For December, I challenge you to grow one of those neckbeards that people used to sport in the 18th century.
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I’ll become a Mosista and encourage the men in my life to grow the stache!
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