My Mom Could Kick Your Mom's Ass!

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If your family is anything like mine, your typical Mother's Day goes like this: dad forgot it was Mother's Day and went to the Casino, sister gets all emo and brings up the time Mom left her behind at the grocery store, and Mom runs to the bathroom and cries for three hours, not to return until downing a few Zanex. Or maybe your mom is kinda gangster and would rather throw back a few cocktails Sunday morning? Yay! So screw flowers and brunch. Let's kick some ass.

Mother of all Mom Fist Fights

But the other mom takes it like a real mom.

Don't Go to Church

Unless your mom can take the priest.. WTF?

Mommy Dearest Just Kicks Her Kids Asses

Child abuse is NOT funny unless she looks like this as she’s kicking ass.

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by elijay  05/06/2009  Reply

Yet another brilliant reason why people should really have to get a license in order to reproduce…

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by crystallion  05/06/2009  Reply

Ahahahaaaaa! I hate Mother’s day but I love those videos! I remember watching that episode of wife swap and that lady scared the crap out of me! Geee-JUZ! So, yeah, happy Mother’s Day Mom. No Mom, I’m not going to get you the necklace with all your daughters birthstones in it this year because that shit is tacky and I don’t want you walking around with that hanging on your neck. And no, I’m not going to get you the ring either – It’s tacky too. What I will get you is a phone call telling you that I love you most of the time and I’m glad you went through the pain of giving birth to me. Thanks

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