The economy sucks, but there's ALWAYS POLE DANCING!

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I've had my low moments. Who hasn't right? No, I haven't ACTUALLY entered amatuer strip night, and frankly my upper body strength isn't the best. BUT, when in doubt....pole dance it out. Even some celebrities have tried it out. AND, it's a killer work out. If you don't have the pole, a bed post will do. ;) Just don't blame me if it breaks.

Paris Hilton tried her hand at it....

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MAYBE, this is her one true talent.

Don't worry, no nudity and you NEED TO WATCH THIS

Because you’re going to DIE LAUGHING. Over and over.

There's something extremely unattractive about this....

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FITNESS INSTRUCTORS + POLE DANCING= Not super sexy.

Add this move to your arsenal

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Not exactly one of Britney's HIGH POINTS.

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Even the big screen likes the pole dancers:

  1. Penelope Cruz plays a stripper in the movie Nine
  2. Marisa Tomei plays a stripper in The Wrestler 
  3. Rose Mcgowan plays a strippers in Grindhouse 
  4. Jessica Alba plays a stripper in Sin City 
  5. Natalie Portman plays a stripper in Closer 
  6. Elizabeth Berkley plays a stripper in Showgirls 
  7. Halle Berry plays a stripper in The Last Boyscout 
  8. Natalie Wood plays a stripper in Gypsy 
  9. Demi Moore plays a stripper in Striptease 

Really Miley? With the pole? Aren't you like, 12?

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Even your kids will look up to you.....

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Avoid bouncin' up on the Pope

Sacrilegious Pole Dance

AVOID LICKING the pole.

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So you can also avoid getting a scathing case of herpes.

Avoid placing the stripper pole next to your CROSS

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There’s something creepy about that.

 

BE WARY OF BRUISES

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The one on the forehead would really blow eh?

Even Wii is on the pole dancing bandwagon!!!

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WIIIII!!!!!!!!

You'll need to update your playlist:

  1. Feelin Love- Paula Cole- who would’ve known Paula was sexy?!
  2. Pour Some Sugar on Me- Def Lepard, classic 
  3. I’m a Slave for you- Britney Spears 
  4. Cowboy- Kid Rock 
  5. Welcome to the Jungle- Guns n Roses 
  6. Sex and Candy- Marcy’s Playground 
  7. You can leave your hat on 
  8. She’s got Legs- ZZ Top 
  9. She Wants it- 50 Cent 
  10. Everybody want you- Billy Squire 
  11. Whatever you Like- T.I. 
  12. Like Whoa- Mya 

This looks a little natural for Lindsay Lohan

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Since her career is in the dumps, now she knows she has a backup plan!

Someone tell this poor girl that's a parking meter.

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Please avoid practicing in public.

The sweats and the heels= MAJOR NO NO.

Cha Chas Stripper Poles in use

Avoid eating/using pizza in your strip routines.

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Not sexy.

Dudes, skip the pole.

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There's even pole dancers in North Pole

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Suways are not the venue for practice.

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How about the stripper alarm clock!?!?

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WOO HOO!!

added by Chelsea 08/14/2009
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