Our Love-Hate Relationship With McDonald's

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Are you lovin' It? Regardless of what most people will claim to feel about McDonald's, most of us have been there more times than we care to acknowledge. It's obvious, however, that the Internet has more of a split opinion on the subject, as proven by this collection of McDonald's web junk. While some convey a message of unfettered love for the burger giant, it's apparent that many others have a slightly less respect for the golden arches. Do you have YOUR own piece of McWeb Junk to share? Be sure to take a minute and add it!

Ladies Love Ronald

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Throughout this guide you’ll see a lot of photographic evidence to support the dichotomy that is the female relationship with McDonald’s. While most are openly opposed to the unhealthy side effects brought on by consuming their food, that’s not enough to stop them from smoking some meat in the house of Ronald.

Via Izismile

Lady Finds Fried Chicken Head in Her McNuggets

I think we’ve all seen the pictures of it, yet despite the evidence in favor of it I still find this story difficult to believe. I’m hardly an advocate for their food, but we all remember what happened with the lady who found a finger in her chili at Wendy’s, right?

One More Time

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Joker McDonald

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I find this extremely offensive to Heath Ledger. As a rule, you can only pick on dead people if they were chubby. I’m talking to you Farley.

Another McDonald's Car

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I wonder if all of these McDonald’s cars have been converted to biodiesel so they can be powered by fry grease?

Another Funny Ad

Is it just me, or does violence towards women seem to be a recurring theme with McDonald’s marketing department?

McPimp-Hand

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I got five hot items from the value menu for yo face son!

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The Very First Ronald McDonald Commercial

Definitive proof that the clown has been SUPER creepy since day one.

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Is this really all it takes to get random women to handle your package? Way to lower the bar for McDonald’s yet again America.

Via College Humor

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McTerminology #3 - McBroke

Too poor to even eat off the McDonald’s value menu.

McDonald's As a Work of Art

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Yeah Pittsburgh

Pittsburgh

Unfortunately I have no good stories myself about McDonald’s, other than the fact that I’m pretty sure I recall getting stuck in the that Hamburglar cage thing in the Playplace when I was little. Lame.

I <3 chicken strips!

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Total chubby chaser porn + McDonald’s = match made in hell

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I'm Luggin' It

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Contrary to popular belief, to achieve these results you’ll need a lot more than three squares a day of straight up McDonald’s. The only exception might be is if you’re drinking directly from the grease traps, in which case your unique talents would be better applied to winning bar bets.

Via eBaum’s World

Ronald You Dirty Slut

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Whatevs; she loved it.

McTerminology #1 -- "McShit"

The act of using the public restroom in a fast food restaurant without purchasing any food. When challenged by a suspicious manager, the assurance of a subsequent purchase of said fast food is known as a “McShit with Lies”.

Represent!

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You know these fools are ridin’ dirty with a kilo of Big Macs in the back.

Archrival Burger King

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My money’s on the King; he’s got youth and viral video power on his side.

Thanks TPollockJR!

McZombie

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I think I speak for the collective voice of the Internet when I say, “Um… WTF?!”

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Via Holy Taco

Killing Spree

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If you want to ruin a child forever, make sure to show them this picture.

McTerminology #2 - "McJob"

Any menial, low-paying, unskilled, dead-end job, including (but not limited to) those in the fast food industry, which requires zero creative or intellectual involvement, and whose sole motivation is a paycheck (i.e., no one works a McJob because they like it or care about the work). The employee may also be required to wear a silly and degrading uniform. Examples outside of the food service industry include Wal-Mart greeter and movie ticket clerk.

McJobs are usually filled by teenagers, bored retired people looking for something to do, retards, and struggling single parents in need of a second income.

Turnover is high, but because practically anyone has the skills necessary to perform a McJob, the company can just hire more interchangeable McEmployees off the streets.

The term’s allusion to mass-produced fast food implies both the mechanical, unfulfilling nature of the work, and the disposable, interchangeable manner in which the company treats its employees.

Filet 'O Fish Tattoo

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Not even if it got me free FoFs FOR LIFE.

McTattoo

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Full-on McDonald’s love. And in no way one of the top 3 signs of a sexual predator.

Ad Placement FAIL

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Motivation to give up the Big Mac? Hell yeah it is!

added by christiemarie 05/05/2009
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