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How To Get Your Girlfriend To Watch March Madness With You
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- March 17, 2009
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Having trouble trying to get your lady to sit on the couch for 2 weeks drinking Skippy-Go-Nakeds with you? Has she stopped politely laughing at your Dick Vitale impersonations? Here's how to turn her March Madness frown upside-down.
Tell her heartthrob, Adam Morrison flunked math & is returning to the league.
A handlebar mustache AND a farmer’s tan? Could a girl’s day get any better?
She can add the cute basketball ones to her existing presidential collection.
Too cold for Hot Flops? Try surprising your lady with a pair of these...
Keep things simple with pre-made PB & J. You won’t have to waste any valuable wrist-strength spreading peanut butter, ensuring a more fruitful post-game round of nurf-basketball.
One Shining Moment - NCAA Theme Song
Somehow, David Barrett sounds a little less off-key before lucidity kicks in.
Remind her she needs to develop shared interests with your future children.
Get her amped on the Madness fashions.
Buy her a snuggie so she can watch the game in comfort.
Tell your lady to say goodbye to the day when her hands used to get cold whenever she cheered on a good play.
Tell her Paula Abdul is playing one of the halftime shows. And you're not sure which one.
Every woman in the world is either a hardcore fan of Paula, or a hardcore fan of making fun of Paula. Capitalize on this option!
Provide her with a pair of thematic Hot Flops.
What girl wouldn’t want a pair of blister-inducing basketball-shaped flip-flops?
Warm her up by serving breakfast in bed.
Nothing says I love you like pancakes on a stick.
Program your clock radio to play the March Madness theme song just before dawn to get her in the mood.
And the snacks...
Your princess will be thrilled to wash down that pancake on a stick with a heaping plate full of resuscitated mashed potatoes.
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Official Snuggie Site
Is it a sleeve? Is it a blanket? Is it a slanket? Click on this link if you’re tired of the way normal blankets inconveniently “slip and slide,” away from you.
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I played varsity bball ;) For me it’s more like, “how do I get these artsy/nerdy boys to man up and watch march madness with ME”…ahah@hahahaha! Nice guide though!
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Man that snuggie is relevant to everything!
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