Guide To Manflair

Lots of gothic writing.

This shirt screams culture.

Bejeweled backflair.

Make sure the girl you're flirting with knows how to read with this shirt.

"Baby, I'm the kind of guy that would put a Tiffany's ring on your finger."

If you think this guy is badass...

Uh oh, he's giving you the eagle eye.

Manflair is not limited to shirts.

Carefully placed arm bandanas show a man's softer side.

And your pec implants from the '80s.

Think they have their closets arranged like Superman's?

America's favorite manflair addict

The only thing cooler than a $600 bottle of vodka.

Manflair water!

Now, these, I actually enjoy.

And leave no pup behind.

Crypitc patterns which make shirt indistinguishable from arms.

Sissy skater boy flair.

You think that twig is going to get you any action, young whipper-snapper? Where are all of the fire-breathing eagles?

Dragon butts.

The guy I saw wearing these also had rhinestones encrusting each pocket. He seemed nice, until he asked, “On a scale of one to ten, would you do me?” I wasn’t really sure if that question could be answered with a number.

Skeleton/dragon hybrids are extra special.

Even more bonus points if the various creatures are battling one another using fire and rosary beads.

...Need I even comment?

There’s no such thing as too matchy-matchy when it comes to manflair! (photo: upscaleaccess.com)

At least it's not spelled "Punx."

Only weak sauce boys wear skull shirts with no other creatures to battle.

Mega crotch-bling is also key.

And who can resist a man with fashion dog tags?

Manflair accentuates your jaw implants.

Talk about making the girls do a double-take!

Oh, wait. I spoke too soon.

Finally, don't forget your golf ball-sized diamond stud.