You Don't Know S**t About Sushi

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Really, you probably don't. And you probably think you do. I run in to you every night when I'm slinging sushi at the local SF sushi bar. PLEASE, take some time to educate yourself so your date and I don't have to hide our laughter.

Top Things That Give Away Your Sushi Poseur-ness

If you order all of the following:

Tempura

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by aliciak  08/26/2009

But it’s soooooooo good!

Spicy Tuna Roll

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by susie  09/05/2009

I LOVE spicy tuna rolls! I could eat them day and night. And I consider myself quite the sushi expert :)

It’s not that these are totally off limits, but ordering all of the above in quick succession surely proves you are a novice. It’s kind of like saying you’re an indie rock fan and then citing Dashboard Confessional and Kate Perry as your all-time favorite bands.

Read Mike’s little guide linked below and learn such things as:

1. Rolls are Western and not authentic. Also not the best way to really taste the fish.

2. Soaking your fish in soy sauce is also not the best way to savor the delicate flavor. If you’re going to use soy sauce at all, dip nigiri FISH SIDE DOWN.

3. Mixing up some weird concoction of wasabi and soy sauce in your dish is one way to make those around you lose their appetite . . . which might be beneficial if you’re picking up the bill . . .

4. Take the sushi chef’s or the waitress’s suggestions on what to order – they know what’s fresh. Just always politely inquire about the market price of whatever dishes you decide on. Nothing is more amateurish than getting the bill and freaking out. Good fish is not cheap!

Fumbling the drink order

Don't order red wine

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I know, I know. I’m a HUGE red wine drinker, but it’ll ruin your experience for sure.

The body and tannins in red wine will swamp and overrun all of your fish.

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by susie  09/05/2009

I agree. I LOVE red wine too and I hate that it doesn’t go well with sushi :(

Escape the common

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Just because you know and are familiar with Sapporo, Kirin, and Asahi doesn’t mean that no other Japanese beers exist.

Take a look at the other options and take a risk on something you haven’t tried before.

Echigo

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Koshihikari Echigo is served at the restaurant I work at and is a great example. It is a great Japanese beer and compliments the sushi well. But you’d never know unless you tried it . . .

 

Tastiest Underknown Fish

Ankimo (Ahn-kee-mo)

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This delicacy is actually the liver of a monkfish. If that bothers you, it shouldn’t.

There’s no reason to deprive yourself of this rich treat. The flavor and texture are amazing. It is frequently served as nigiri; as pictured above it is wrapped with a base of seaweed and garnished.

photo credit: www.kats9lives.com

Aji (Adjee)

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Aji is a Spanish Mackerel. Frequently you can get Aji Tataki.

This is a two-course dish, the first course is chopped raw Aji served on top of the fish itself. When you have eaten the chopped pieces, the remainder of the fish is taken to the kitchen and fried so you can savor the ricj taste of the skin and bones. Don’t freak out – the bones are so small that they are soft to eat.

Escolar (aka "Butterfish")

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A very dense and buttery fish. The flavor is amazing when uberfresh. Shown nigiri-style.

photo credit: www.umisf.com

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by susie  09/05/2009

Yummm. I love this. And the name alone is to die for.

Chu-toro (Chew-tore-oh)

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Wisegeek.com says it best:

“Toro comes from the underbelly of the tuna, and is itself divided into grades which are distinguished based on the marbling of the meat, much like in grading beef.

The most valuable toro, otoro, is from the underside of the fish close to the head. Chutoro, a lesser grade, comes from the belly in the middle and back of the fish, and is less marbled than otoro.

The unmistakable and delightful flavor of toro seduces most consumers once they try it. The cool, meaty texture of raw tuna combines with the fat of the belly to create a buttery sensation in the mouth, with the flesh of the tuna melting as you eat it.

Toro is often used in sashimi and nigiri sushi, because the delicate flavor, outstanding texture, and beautiful marbling are clearly distinguishable in these two raw fish dishes. It is also sometimes used to make seared rare tuna, which has a delicious warm grilled exterior and a creamy cool interior."

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Ask for "hon" (hone) wasabi

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This is real wasabi. After you’ve tried it, you will realize that the common wasabi used here is a horseradishy, pasty, pile of crud.

The real thing is specially grated from the root, and tastes a tiny bit sweeter without the fake “kick”. It’s delicious.

They might charge you a little bit for the upgrade, but it’ll be worth it, as your fish will taste better and your sushi cred will be increased.

photo credit: www.appetites.us

For good fish, visit:

A small joint that focuses on the fish. Two of the three chefs are from Japan. Very close to a truly Japanese sushi-eating experience.

A small joint that focuses on the fish. Two of the three chefs are from Japan. Very close to a truly Japanese sushi-eating experience.

Sebo

517 Hayes St, San Francisco, CA 94102

Good fish + a bit of a Hayes Valley scene.

Good fish + a bit of a Hayes Valley scene.

Bar Crudo

603 Bush St, San Francisco, CA 94108

Not technically sushi, but the crudo is fresh and some combinations are especially brilliant and pleasing. Try the scallops!!

Not technically sushi, but the crudo is fresh and some combinations are especially brilliant and pleasing. Try the scallops!!

Where to Go Once You Know Some S**t

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Discussions

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Yup. It all sounds familiar. Pop quizzes are ubiquitous where I work!! I’m hoping the knowledge will also come in handy in various situations :) Dude, I know. Honestly, if I could banish California Rolls, I would.

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and p.s. i’d be happy to never eat edamame again.

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no way where do you work?!? i worked at sushi samba all last year, and we had to take TESTS on the sushi. it came in handy when i did trivia a few months ago and one of the questions asked for the japanese translation of mackerel. booyah!