A Los Angeles Friday Night: What Do You Want To Do Tonight?

We Could Go To A Movie

Yeah, but the nice theatres in Burbank are so expensive and the Vista has so many hipsters — I get more interested in the plot of their silverlake clusterfuck than the one on the screen.

We Could Go Out To Dinner

I’m kind of trying to save money though.  You know, I want to own a house by the time I’m 45.

Maybe a burrito though?  From the Echo Park taco truck?  Affordable AND delicious.  But, we did have burritos the last 27 nights in a row…

We Could Go Shopping

Shopping in Los Angeles always makes me depressed because I’m not a size zero and don’t have a thousand dollars to spend on a new purse.  I like to do my shopping in places like Omaha.

We Could Go To The Beach

The beach makes my hair poofy and it’s too cold/sandy/smelly/polluted.

We Could Go Play Putt Putt

Ooh, that sounds fun!  What do you mean you were just kidding and Putt Putt is lame?  You’re lame!

We Could Rent A Movie

I’ve had the same 3 Netflix for 6 weeks, I’m not going to rent another movie.

We Could Go Bowling

So, rent shoes next to people that smell like hot wings in the valley.

Or, rent shoes next to people that smell like disappointment in Hollywood.

Tempting…

We Could See Live Music

Bands always suck though.  And if they don’t suck, there’s like $20 worth of Ticketmaster fees.  I’ll just watch the show on YouTube tomorrow.

We Could Go To a Bar

I think I might drink too much.  I don’t remember why I think that, but I found a piece of paper stuck in my bra last night that said “You drink too much” and I’m inclined to believe it.

Let's Just Stay Home And Make Out

OK by me, imaginary boyfriend!