Lake Arrowhead Village (idiots)

Nestled in the pine scented San Bernardino Mountains is a cheesey tourist favorite known as The Arrowhead Village. The outlet stores accommodate the thifty tourist in need of irregular underwear and the Mexican restaurant "Papagayos" quenches the thirst of margarita drinkers. Mind you, these silly tourists are dressed to the nines in their designer snow suits, despite the 60 degree temps under sunny skies. These brave patrons bundle their snotty nosed kids in mulitiple layers of cotton and Thinsulate and parade them around the Village in search of a tiny snow patch, again, regardless of the warm conditions. It is, however, Southern California and snow is a freakish sight to most native Angelinos. They flock to the top of the mountain in search of snow as if their children refuse to believe it exsists anywhere other than the North Pole. Go ahead little Timmy, eat the snow, despite the dirty brown/yellowish tint. We'll call it local flavoring.