Save Bay to Breakers!!!

***SAVE BAY TO BREAKERS *** Dear Concerned Citizens of the World, In February of the year 2009, the city of San Francisco officially decided to stop being cool. Yes, the city is officially ending the world's greatest footrace known as Bay to Breakers. For those of you who don't know what Bay to Breakers is, it is when 90,000 of San Francisco's finest weirdos come out to party together for one spectacular day of drinking, debauchery, and public nekkidness all under the guise of a 7.5 mile road race sponsored by ING bank (I know, f*cking BRILLIANT, right?) Indeed, Bay to Breakers is an extraordinary event that could only happen in San Francisco and many would argue it is what makes San Francisco San Francisco. However, if the city has it's way, this will all be gone. Per the new rules, alcohol, drunkenness, and nudity are now officially banned from the race, and police are set to issue citations to anyone who violates the rules on May 17th. Do not despair. The fight is not over compadres, and we will not take this sitting down. El Guapo says "Viva Bay to Breakers." I have decided to protest peacefully by writing words strung together in sentences that rhyme, otherwise known as a poem. I hope you enjoy.