Celebrity WTF Couples

Kathy Griffin & Levi Johnston

OMG. WTF. There are no words. Because vomiting is really a sound and not a word.

Verne "Mini Me" Troyer & Wife

His wife is a 6’ yoga instructor. Um.

Hugh Jackman & WIfe

I don’t want to be mean, but doesn’t that kind of look like his mom?

Jude Law & Samantha Burke

So, they’re not technically a couple but they did couple. There’s nothing wrong with Samantha Burke, but something about her face just doesn’t say “Jude Law caliber” to me. I mean, you’ve seen Sienna Miller, right?

Sienna Miller

For comparison…kind of gorgeous.

Brad Pitt & Juliette Lewis

Hey, I love Juliette and her crazy antics as much as the next gal, but this is Brad Pitt we’re talking about. All I’m saying is that I think there’s a reason he looks so surprised.

Marilyn Manson & Evan Rachel Wood

Ok, we all thought we knew what we wanted and what love was when we were 18. And how many of us are still with that guy? That’s right, approximately zero. So I understand, Evan, I do. But most of us also weren’t as totally gorgeous and talented as you either. How did you let this happen? Do you have parents? Or a mirror?

Fergie & Josh Duhamel

Argument Part I: Josh Duhamel is damn good looking

Argument Part II: Fergie is NOT

Argument Part III: Ew. WTF.

Jack White & Renee Zellweger

She was cute as Bridget Jones, but this couple made zero sense to me. How could consummate rocker and badass Jack White date someone so…bland? And annoying?