Celebrity Fail Moments

By jimthedoctorirelan
updated 2 months ago

There are some celebrities where you can't figure out why their career went down the crapper, then, there are the Celebrity Fail Moments.

Celebrity Fail #9

Most of us fondly remember the tiny actor with a huge heart, Verne Troyer, from his hilarious role as Mini Me in Austin Powers or in Willow for the older crowd.
I really don’t think anyone wanted to see him fail.
However, watching him pee in a corner on the reality show Surreal Life has a certain flair in shattering any kind of image we might have of him or any image he might ever try and make for himself.

Michael Jackson has shown us some pretty darn bizarre behavior over the years, so it is understandably difficult to pick any one moment or even groups of moments that his celebrityness tanked.
He was pretty entertaining at first with all of the drama from his family.
As the years kept adding to his crazyness, most of us now realize it was pretty cool to see his hair catch on fire in the 80’s, but there was no way that would ever stop him.
Neither did all of the creepyness and attention about the kid molestation nor his pet monkey Bubbles that he “invited” to his private amusement park, Neverland.
Everyone was disturbed, sickened, and in no way distracted from his pedophile history when he got married and somehow procreated.
Surprisingly, neither did the disgusting and extensive plastic surgery that turned him into a Gelfling from the movie “The Dark Crystal”.
Somehow, the “brilliant” celebrity fail moment that finally drove people away was the baby dangle.

Seeing this fail go down was one of the most entertaining, nauseating, and hilarious stories of it’s time.
As most of us old fogeys know, Pee Wee Herman had a cutting edge kids entertainment show, Pee Wee’s Playhouse, that many adults could watch and be entertained right along with their kids.
Getting caught doing things to himself in an adult theater was an unexpected shock to everyone.
Sometimes, there is just no way getting out of a fail.

Britney Spears is one of those celebrities everyone gets sick and tired of hearing about and are eager for the fail to come.
Watching the train wreck of a life she has made for herself is an easy fail to see coming.
It is just a matter of waiting to see which way it will unfold.
Really, when it gets to the point where K-Fed is a better social role model for raising a family, there is no way you can miss that wake up call.

Oh boy, Hulk Hogan has certainly ridden the celebrity roller coaster of popularity for way much longer than anyone could have ever expected.
Not even considering his other recent fails of the creepy rubbing of suntan lotion on his daughters butt, and also creepily dating a woman who looks exactly like and gets confused with his daughter, I can understand how a father might want to help a son that has gotten in trouble, but he has definitely not been helping.
There is a lot of debate on whether the tapes are legal, but can you really be dense enough to expect that your calls are not recorded when someone is in jail?
It doesn’t matter if your son nearly killed someone, put them in a coma, or not, it is generally not a brilliant idea to talk smack about a kid in a vegetative state, especially right after it happens.