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Ever look around you and think, "Why is everyone so dumb around the 4th of July?" Well I have! It seems people become dummies around this time of year. Let's take a look at 'em...
We Are Proud Americans
Yes, we are proud (sometimes a little stupid) Americans. Independence Day gives us a sense of pride and belonging. Yes, we are AMERICANS!
Let's Get Excited!
Live it up! This day only comes once a year. So why not embrace it? Jump on your friend’s shoulders and yell, “I’M FREEEE!”
How To Have Fun
Don’t worry about looking stupid on the 4th. Just know that there are plenty of us out there who take pleasure in getting sick and vomiting. Even if that means 2 minutes of pure excitement!
Millennium Park
201 E Randolph St, Chicago, IL 60601
Take a trip over to Millennium Park this 4th of July. Lounge on the grass with a picnic and listen to the Grant Park Orchestra play, along with some tap dancing!
Take a trip over to Millennium Park this 4th of July. Lounge on the grass with a picnic and listen to the Grant Park Orchestra play, along with some tap dancing!
Don't Put Your Face Over It!!
If the fireworks are lit, you’ll know it. How? Well, must I explain? Fireworks will begin shooting out the top of it! Want to keep your face? Don’t be stupid.
Upside Down Is More Fun
Is it? Well, let’s hope he doesn’t lose his balance… ouch!
Firecrackers Are Not Cigarrettes
Is this smart? Hmmmm…
Apparently this guy hasn’t asked that question yet.
What Would The Forefathers Think?
I’m afraid to think of what they’d say if they saw this Nation today. So when you go to light those fireworks, try to hear Thomas Jefferson’s voice in your ear saying, “Don’t stand over the flame.”
Pick any day of the week to chill in Millennium Park to listen to strings, drums, triangles, etc…
Pick any day of the week to chill in Millennium Park to listen to strings, drums, triangles, etc…
Just Put Firecrackers In The Wall!
If you get bored with lighting them on the ground, then light them on the wall. Would this be to shoot oncoming enemies?
Grant Park
337 E Randolph St, Chicago, IL 60601
Over 300 acres in size, Grant Park is a highly noticeable and popular feature of downtown Chicago. Famous features of the city are located within its borders, including the massive Buckingham Fountain and the Art Institute of Chicago, and the park also provides lush green areas, ideal for picnics and...
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Over 300 acres in size, Grant Park is a highly noticeable and popular feature of downtown Chicago. Famous features of the city are located within its borders, including the massive Buckingham Fountain and the Art Institute of Chicago, and the park also provides lush green areas, ideal for picnics and outdoor activities, and paved exercise paths. It borders the Millennium Park civic center, redeveloped from the northernmost portion of Grant Park, which holds numerous works of public art. The park sits on the shore of Lake Michigan in The Loop district; its southern area is known as Museum Campus and holds The Field Museum, the Shedd Aquarium and the Adler Planetarium.
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4th Of July In Chicago
It's All About The Fireworks
Large bright popping stars! Aren’t they lovely! Pick your favorite viewing spot in the sky and celebrate a day of Independence. Just watch your back… the dummies are lurking!
Don't Get A Brain Freeze
Don’t get too excited about it. There are certain safety precautions that you should be aware of. Keep reading…
Just Put A Sparkler In Your Alcohol
Oh yes, this could be dangerous, but let’s not forget.. sometimes it’s all about the celebration!
Goose Island Brew Pub
3535 N Clark St, Chicago, IL 60657
Grab a beer at Goose Island and get wasted before the fireworks! Wahoooooo big bright lights in the sky!
Grab a beer at Goose Island and get wasted before the fireworks! Wahoooooo big bright lights in the sky!
In case you were wondering, this is our flag.
These Are Fireworks
Most people like to buy these on the 4th to shoot at home. Just don’t shoot them inside your home.
It's Not Smart To Light Something This Large
Leave the large fireworks to the professionals. Ya know, the ones who put on the HUGE displays? Just stick to the roman candles and the parachute guys.
Navy Pier
Chicago, IL 60607
Check out the fireworks this year at Navy Pier on July 3rd. So beautiful!
Check out the fireworks this year at Navy Pier on July 3rd. So beautiful!
Don't Light Up Your Butt
Is THIS smart? If you don’t want to sit down for months, then be my guest. Light away!
Vienna Beef
2501 N Damen Ave, Chicago, IL 60647
Hungry for some beef? Stop by the ORIGINAL Vienna Beef factory and grab a few before the fireworks begin!
Hungry for some beef? Stop by the ORIGINAL Vienna Beef factory and grab a few before the fireworks begin!
Take Grilling To The Next Level
On the 4th, who says grilling can’t represent this nation?
Take A Swim With An Outlet!
I’m not sure if they got electrocuted BEFORE they did this or AFTER?
Play It Safe
Scared you might be a dummy? Well, play it safe with these!
Sparklers!
Oh so pretty…. You can spell your name with ‘em! YAAAAAY! Plus, they’re safe. Unless you light your friend on fire of put it in your eyes or mouth. Don’t do that.
Parachute Man
These little guys pop out of their packages when lit and fly straight into your arms. You can name the little guys too! Just don’t eat them. They are NOT for eating!
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Nice guide. Great ideas for the 4th
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