John McCain's Veep - the Overlooked Dark Horse Candidates
So, ol' Johnny picked himself a mate, and it was quite a surprise. In the increasingly probable chance he may need to "continue the hunt", this guide can help him focus the selection committee work. Some may not pass the vetting process, but I guess that isn't too critical. Feel free to pile on!
McCain Hilton
The perfect pair. So to speak.
McCain Stewart
Knock down the key constituents – Suburban Moms, Wall Street, Incarcerated – check, check, check!
McCain - Schwarzegger
A simple strategy: take the Obama-Biden debate to a dark alley, covered by Fox News.
McCain Craig
No more “stalling”.
McCain Whitman
Former eBay CEO, Meg Whitman is actually a seriously considered candidate. Hmmm, “let’s invade Iraq” > “let’s buy Skype”. Should we reward this kind of experience???
Norris McCain
John would have to let it be the Norris McCain ticket. Slogan “Vote for the ultimate weapons of mass destruction.”
McCain Phelps
Picture the matching speedo photo shoot.
McCain Susteran
The two most awkward smiles in politics!
McCain Phelps Pt. II
The swimmer is too young, but Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church could be a viable candidate.
McCain - Cheney
The “Heart of Darkness” ticket.
McCain O'Reilly
The ‘Fair and Balanced’ ticket.
Dame McCain
Ah yes. Let’s keep to policy discussion to a bloody minimum. Delightful yes.
Add some youth to the McCain campaign with Amy CRACKhouse.
He needs a strong woman on the ticket. Lisa’s a girl still but when you average her age with McCain’s you get the perfect age.
ANY OF THESE....WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN HIS REAL CHOICE.
McCain Montag
She’s a Republican and already has the perfect outfit for the inauguration!
Fanning McCain
Requirements
Young- check
Female- check
McCain “Works for me!”
Stewie McCain
Intelligent, sarcastic, and bald. I think it could work…
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