Let's Pretend You're on "Inside the Actor's Studio"
So if you ever watch Inside the Actors Studio with James Lipton, you'll know that every actor James interviews gets asked a series of ten questions that was perfected by Bernard Pivot, who apparently used to be a French TV host (thanks Wikipedia!) (To think all this time I thought he was some hoighty toighty psychologist!) Anywho, I always think about how I would respond if I were on the show, but seeing that I'm never going to be a famous actor, I (and you!) might as well respond to them now. (You don't have to answer ALL of them, but you are more than welcome to, in fact, I downright encourage it).
What's Your Favorite Word?
Pamplemousse (it means grapefruit in French)
Favorite word: Scrumptious and YES
Favorite word: Puissant, meaning to have great power.
Favorite Word: Happy. Just saying it makes me smile.
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What is Your Least Favorite Word?
Reals (as in when people say “for reals.”)
Least favorite word: NO and knob
worst word: irregardless (may not count since it is not a word – which is why I hate this word)
If that one doesn’t count : Can’t
Least favorite word: Chafing. Eew.
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Turns me on: Belief
People who don’t take themselves too seriously
What turns me on: sarcasm.
Turn on: big but gentle hands
Turn on: A great sense of humor.
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Turns me off: Selfishness
People who are unaware
Turn off: Poor personal hygiene.
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What is Your Favorite (CENSORED PLEASE!) Curse Word?
Shizer (you can probably guess what it means)
curse word: The one that rhymes with BUCK.
Favorite curse word: F&*k. In any and all forms.
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What Sound Or Noise Do You Love?
Noise I love: a coffeemaker.
Noise: I have to go cheesy and say kids laughing
Favorite sound/noise: waves crashing on the beach.
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What Sound or Noise Do You Hate?
The sound I hate: screech of the subway
Noise that I hate: TV Commercials
Noise I hate: People smacking their lips together when they’re eating.
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What Profession Other Than Your Own Would You Want to Attempt?
I would WANT to attempt: Working in an art gallery
Profession I would like: Radio DJ
Profession? A cute little shop owner.
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What Profession Would You Not Like to Attempt?
I would NOT like to attempt: Accounting.
Not my profession: Truck driving
I would NOT want to attempt being a telemarketer. Ever.
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If God Exists, What Do You Want to Hear God Say When You Arrive at the Pearly Gates?
“Did I forgot to mention that all our food is calorie-free?”
God would say……
“Well done (followed y a high five)- you can go relax now, there’s a martini bar past the fifth marble pilar and the angels playing harps. The Lemon Pie martini is sensational.”
God: “Oh, Matt Fried… it’s you.”
Me: “Uh, yeah.”
God: “I want to… screw it, neither one of us is happy you’re here.”
God:
It is a tragedy so many people had to die in my name. I’m all about love and harmony.
I want to hear God say…
“You are the nicest person ever. Now, see that long line over there? The one where you have to wait in to get fitted for your new white robe? Go cut in front of everyone. Yes, do it. It’s OK. Seriously. And don’t feel guilty about it.”
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