Everything is ok in the end.  If it’s not ok then it’s not the end. 

It takes a mighty good man to be better than no man at all.

“Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy.”

-WB Yeats

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
Groucho Marx

Talk about bathroom walls...

Here I sit all broken hearted…
Tried to poop…
but, only farted…

—Somebody really constipated, or really funny.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

-Jerry Seinfeld

only fooling myself

Housekeeper

“I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes. Dave Barry,

“Pool’s Closed”

-Anonymous.

“You can date the evolving life of a mind, like the age of a tree, by the rings of friendship formed by the expanding central trunk.” – Mary McCarthy, How I Grew

“Love is life.  All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.  Everything is, everything exists, only because I love.”  – Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace

Nobody puts Baby in the corner.

                                                                                   Johnny Castle, Dirty Dancing

The purpose of life is to fight maturity.

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

Jimmy Buffet

Where so ever you go, go with all your Heart

I got a new BINDER!

“One must still have chaos within oneself in order to be able to give birth to a dancing star.”—Nietzsche

“Read in bed!”—Megan Hart

Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto – Vera Donovan, Dolores Claiborne

“enjoying life as much as i can i will. 
trying to create that contagious smile with that passion that I long to succeed” ~Smile, Taproot. 

“Food for thought requires a mind with teeth” – the dragon Vollys, The Two Princesses of Bamarre

“Mama, everything is beautiful on you.” – my 3-year old son

Ancient John Wisdom

“If you drop it down, then flush it out; flush away that toilet trout.” – Unattributed Chinese Proverb

“Beyond the senses are the objects, and beyond the objects is the mind.  Beyond the mind is pure reason, and beyond reason is the Spirit in man.” – The Katha Upanishad

I’ve seen your act
And I know all the facts
I’m still in love with who I wish you were.

It aint hard to see
Who you are underneath
I’m still in love with who I wish you were.

-Kate Voegele

“Child of Earth, remember that unbalanced force is evil, unbalanced mercy is but weakness, unbalanced severity is but oppression.”

From the 0=0 Initiation of the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn.

BABY BABY please.....I'm so not the same girl....

Don’t waste your breath with baby baby please
Cuz I am so not listening
Don’t bother getting down upon your knees and try to beg me
I’m tired of how you twist the truth
You’re not talking to the same girl
Who used to forgive you
~Lady Antebellum….

You know your Hot, so flaunt it!

I know I’m hot, but I don’t want everybody else to know that I know….

~someone ‘very modest’

“Puppies are nature’s remedy for feeling unloved…plus numerous other ailments of life.”

-Richard Allan Palm

I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work…I want to achieve it through not dying. — Woody Allen

If you put your heart and soul into everything you do, you will get hurt. But if you tough it out through even the hardest times, you will prevail and the rewards are enough to outdo the pain.

Sometimes you have to get to get lost to find out where you are.

Never regret what made you smile!

“Get busy living, or get busy dying.” – Andy Dufresne, Shawshank Redemption 

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.

“The industrious man gets up early and goes home late, and the lazy man sleeps with the industrious man’s wife” – Benjamin Franklin

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

Hamlet Anagram

“To be or not to be, that is the question;
Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune…” anagrams into
“In one of the Bard’s best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.”- Cory Calhoun


I found this in the mens room at the Tractor Tavern in Ballard (Seattle)  The crazy thing about this one is that my friend Cory (quoted) is the one who wrote it originally and although he is credited on the wall, he informed me that he was not the one who wrote it there.  Most likely it was written by someone who saw an award winning documentary short about him that was played around town here and was featured on PBS.  You can and should check it out by clicking HERE especailly since I’m featured in it.