It's all about the "tease" in NYC

It’s all about dressing the part. Whether you’re on stage or on a stage that is also known as, your mattress at home…costume is KEY. And all I have to say is, I look ridiculous in a corset. But like my ex said when I asked his opinion on undergarments, I received an, “Ugh, I don’t care, it’s all coming off anyway.” He had an excellent point, but nonetheless… ruffled panties are awesome.

This Brooklyn, hipster art spot serves as more than just a pretty place to view paintings. I.E. people are getting down to their knickers on Monday nights. When they said they feature, “new talent” I thought maybe someday….I’d be rocking out to “Hot For Teacher” while wearing apple shaped pasties and a school girl skirt….turns out “new talent” still means- more talented than the “Average Joe.” The acts change which keeps it fresh, since naked can get really boring…

I happen to be a fan of lingerie stores with French names….simply because, the French do “it” better. I spent a long time searching for the perfect garters to finish off my Gyspy-esque ensemble, and wouldn’t ya know it….I found them here. They also have really nice cozies if you aren’t feeling sexy and you’re feeling bloated…they don’t discriminate.

The first experience I had with The Slipper Room included ladies night, which = free champagne. Not to mention there was a dancer named Nasty Canasta, where else are you going to meet her? The club is playful, weekly comedy nights and outrageous performances…….you don’t even know. Check the website’s gallery if you don’t believe me, these chicks are shimmy your face off.

Le Scandal performs at the Cutting Room and when a chick in pasties swallowed a sword, I wondered if they meant “cutting room” literally. The Le Scandal ladies aren’t just relying on the “assets” but they rely on fire, torch songs (not the kind with fire) and a little bit of Vaudeville inspiration, and since Vaudville in NYC has now become “Cheesy Broadway” it’s nice to bring back some of the old school performance tricks: handlebar mustaches and dancing ladies.

Part of what make “the tease” so sexy, are the accessories. Oh yeah, and if you’re a chick you know ALL about the accessories. I’ve tried to pull off the whole,slow-unbuttoning then flinging the garment across the room like a tiger, and my elbow got caught on my bra strap. I’m just uncoordinated that way. However, you could buy a whip and then you wouldn’t be the one who looked like a jackass. The “whipee” would. Accessories or not, Kiki’s lingerie is so gorgeous you’ll want to just stand still and look pretty….and some of us clumsy types should.