Irony is the New Black: The Best Ironic T-Shirts

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T-shirts have come a long way since 'I'm With Stupid --->" No matter how your sense of humor rolls, odds are you can find a t-shirt that meshes with it. Or something that just messes with other people. Your body, your choice.

For the Organ Donor

Does that mean a drunk magician will get your liver?

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: by dumpster 12/02/2010

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For the Cookie Purist

Sucks to your raisins. Give me some chocolate, dammit!

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: by aliciak 05/13/2009

Oh I really like this one!!! I think raisins only belong is oatmeal RAISIN cookies and that’s it!

: by elijay 05/13/2009

This is one of my faves! There’s nothing worse than picking up a cookie thinking it’s chocolate chip and then finding out that it’s raisin!

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: by aliciak 05/30/2009

Oh I concur!

For the Sandwich Lover

Simple, and to the point. Like a Charlie Kaufman movie. Wait, no…

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: by alexis 07/06/2009

fabulous! this might be the best shirt to wear while at a family gathering. I’m hoping all the younger cousins realize my authority & make me a sandwich. But really, I am too much of a softie to demand

: by elijay 07/06/2009

I totally support you purchasing this t-shirt!

For the Music Snob

Why hide your pretentiousness, when you can wear it proudly on a shirt?

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: by seattle_c... 05/12/2009

Damn, I wish I would’ve found this for my hipster douchebag Guide. Amazing, Eli!

: by elijay 05/12/2009

Hahah— I guess it is a hipster douchebag must-have!

Stop Talkin' Smack

“He’s so greasy”

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: by elijay 05/13/2009

I am a closet Gossip Girl fan (guess I just outed myself) and I am loving this shirt!!!

: by claudia 10/05/2009

poor mr. burger. it makes me feel so sad. like that cactus that asked the balloon for a hug :(

For The Madlib Lover

I would prefer to see this t-shirt photo shoot take place in a library or cafe over a cup of coffee and newspaper, but I guess the gritty brick wall makes him feel tough while wearing a madlib shirt.

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: by elijay 07/06/2009

This is a pretty cool shirt— although I’m going to have to ask a dumb question. Is “I ’foot” Madlibs" supposed to mean anything? Or is it just Madlibs jibberish?

: by alexis 07/06/2009

I think they are making fun of someone putting “foot” instead of “heart” but I could totally be missing the funny point here.

: by elijay 07/06/2009

Ok, good :) At first I thought it said something like I kick ass at Madlibs, but then I realized there was no ass to speak of!

Natalie Dee Octopus T-Shirt

I got this for my boyfriend last year, and I think he was insulted…

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: by elijay 05/13/2009

Awww…. but that octopus is like the cutest thing EVER.

: by gillians 05/13/2009

I <3 Natalie Dee

For the Former D&D Nerd

Just because your Magic Cards are in storage doesn’t mean you can’t relive your pasty, nerdy, I mean, glory days.

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: by drudd82 07/06/2009

…likes this shirt.

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For the Al Gore Supporter

Look cool while you’re walking to your Prius in the parking lot.

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: by gillians 05/13/2009
Interviewer: Could you destroy the planet with your powers? The Tick: I hope not! That’s where I keep all my stuff!

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For the Cook

Because crock pots are magical.

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: by alexandraf 05/12/2009

Um, I qualify as a cook now? Does this come in a mini dress? Need. Want. Now.

: by elijay 05/13/2009

I knew you would like this one! You’re the only person I know that writes crock pot related facebook updates :)

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: by madeleinevictoria 07/06/2009 Show 1 Reply

Once I saw a shirt that said something like: Find me on Myface or Facespace or something like that. Catchy but definitely not too funny.

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elijay

The SFV, Los Angeles

Likes: sweet pickles, English Bulldog puppies, jukeboxes, bicycles, and wheat beer. Dislikes: traffic jams, people who talk during yoga classes, murky swimming pools, excessively sweet frosting, and surly librarians.