Alternative iPod Speakers - powering the low-fi soundtrack of your life

Man's real best friend.

Somehow I don't think this one would give too much street cred.

I recently saw a crazy guy on the MUNI with a bonafied 90s boombox on his shoulder. Naturally, he sat next to a shy 14-year-old girl, and spent the whole ride pointing at me whenever the line “Bitch I’ll kill ya,” played.

The mini keychain version is even cuter!

I like how the bunny serves no practical purpose, nor is he attached.

If you killed your hydroponic plants like I did...

Pretty tacky.

But not so much in that good speaker bag sort of way. (photo: my7475.com).

Magenta...bowling pin speakers?

Evil-looking piglet.

The friendliest ghost.

This one gives me the chills.

Looks painful.

Don't fret, PETA - This cow gets her own music selection.

My dream bag!

So delightful garish.

Cupcake speakers.

All the girls just go wild for cupcakes, yaknow.

My new fave! Little furry speaker ball.

I can’t imagine he gets very good bass.

Speaker hoodie! Love it.

Now this might meet the obnoxious quotient of the speaker bag. . .

The cuddliest speakers in the world.

This is of Max Smart caliber.

Good-postured penguins.

More pigs.

Little alien man speakers.