Internets - Blogging

  • by brianp
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  • September 24, 2009
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Blogging is the newest thing to hit the Internets since the invention of online gambling. Since that turned out well, you should definitely invest in the blogosphere while you still can. Millions of Internet dollars are just waiting for you to collect.

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Apparently a picture of the “Blogosphere,” the imaginary world where everyone talks and no one listens.

Blogging is the art of writing on the Internets for an audience that reads.  That means that as few as 10 people on the tubes have ever read a weblog (where we get the name blog).

There are blogs for politics, ones for religion, ones for literature, and ones for omg, wtf?

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The center of the blogosphere is located south of some outlet stores and off of Interstate 15.

The center of the blogosphere is located south of some outlet stores and off of Interstate 15.

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Typical Blogger throwin down on your weak ass.

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Bloggers generally make money off of ads, like the one to the right. Click on it and give me your money, fool.

Very often, bloggers are utilized by the librul media to find stories that hurt our glorious leader. When that happens, there’s the power of the Drudge Report to completely eliminate the power of the evol media.

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Drudge destroys Aldera…I mean CNN.

Again, it’s important to reiterate that no one reads your blog, unless you’re Bill Gates or Osama bin Laden, and yours is just another in a long list of things on the Internets that just
takes up space. Like this and this, though the latter is probably more popular than your blog.

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Discussions

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Hehe millions of dollars…sure…

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Great guide, from one blogger to another!

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HAHAAA the accept Christ button is awesome.