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Ever fall asleep with the TV on and wake back up at 4:30am to a glowing tube blasting creepy, excessively long paid advertisements that made you wonder if you were still dreaming? Makes sense, most infomercials are pretty ridick. Here's a few examples, for all you insomniacs out there... What are your "favs"?

The ShameWow, I mean, Sham Wow!

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I hate this guy. Why is he wearing a headset? He needs to be punched in the face, and fast.

And then there's this lady, Hazel, from the Magic Bullet Infomercials

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Yes, she even has a NAME. Wtf? So random. The magic bullet is the SHIT. Totally legit. So what’s the deal with the weird, raspy hag in a sundress with a cig hangin’ outta her mouth? I don’t know, but I like it.

I think I'd rather take pills for big tits

The techno is a nice touch though..with SoBra, I’m fulfilled. Literally.

BEST INFOMERCIAL PRODUCTS

According to moi!

#1 The Snuggie

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This is a categorical fact, people.

Yes, the Magic Bullet looks and sounds like a dildo.. but it still rules

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And those cups to the left vaguely resemble a diaphram. Wtf, Magic Bullet? Even your name sounds like a sex toy.. geez, calm down.

The Bumbit

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Have it.

The Bedazzler: The Champion of the DIY Movement

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Basically changed my life. xoxo

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