I type bad words by mistake. Do you?

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I type. A lot. And, somehow, I always manage to make (sometimes inappropriate) mistakes on the same words. Does this happen to anyone else?

Teh

Well. Duh.
Who doesn’t do that?

Shart

I type this rather than share.  Never fails!

(It also never fails to embarass me a great deal!)

Abou tit

OHMYGOD I’m so glad you started this guide! I always type “abou tit” for “about it.” My then boyfriend always looooooved that over IM. 

added by aliciak 12/19/2008

Best Retards

Instead of “Best Regards.”  OK, now this one I do ALL the time.  It was especially problematic that summer I had a work study job.  For the Special Olympics.

added by JayFerris 03/12/2009
 

Tard

#1 Did you know that you can type the word trade entirely with your left hand?

#2 Can you please explain to me why “tard” is what I type first?

I'm with aliciak

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Seriously. It always happens.

added by mswen 03/12/2009

Gangster Rape

Instead of “Gangster Rap.”  Granted this only happened once, but it also happened to be in an IM conversation with my Mom.  Don’t ask.

added by JayFerris 03/12/2009
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