Inappropriate Gift Giving
by Chelsea
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There's nothing like rocking the boat a little bit. Have you received an inappropriate gift?? Are you giving one?? Have you ever watched someone open a present and instantly the entire room fell silent??? OR is there something you WISH you could give but just don't have the balls to do it???? WHAT IS IT?! Rock that boat......
Barack Obama Penis Shaped Cupcakes
Now, the penis cupcakes were already inappropriate enough- but when my friend delivered a penis cupcake who should fashioned into a Barack, she took it to a whole new (and awesome) level.
My Jewish friend THOUGHT it'd be funny if he brought THIS....to
to his company party as a White Elephant gift. Not everyone else there (Jewish or not) found it as funny as he did. Even though, he was Jewish- just highly inappropriate.
I thought my cousin would appreciate this stoner flick....
and he did. When the rest of the family decided we should watch a movie together for the holiday’s THIS wasn’t the best choice.
I tried finding one of these for my Granny...
It’d go well with the MANY light up Jesus’ she has in her house. Unfortunately, she’s quite serious. SO i’m not being inappropriate just thoughtful.
Vibrating Panties
ALRIGHT- So when you go to a Bachelorette party you’re supposed to give something a little raunchy right??? NO. Not if the Bride to be’s mother in law is SUPER CONSERVATIVE…..the best part, I mentioned that she can give her husband the remote so when they’re out and about he can just press PLAY and see what happens.
I ALMOST slipped up and used this.....
“lookin’ good for Jesus” chapstick in front of my boyfriend’s ULTRA Christian family the other day. That certainly would have had them calling me a blasphemous heathen. But what? I am looking good for Jesus…..?
Planned Parenthood Gift Cards........
There are some friends of mine who could really use a full out STD testing, that’s all I’m saying……that stuff can get expensive.
GIVING SOMEONE A GYM MEMBERSHIP (unless they ask for it)....
will make even the skinniest woman feel like the picture above. I had a friend who made the mistake of giving a gym certificate to his girlfriend……ouch.
Body Spray... What You Tryin' to Say?
I mean really… do I smell? I don’t mind receiving smelly things for Christmas, but does this mean that I smell and you’re trying to tell me something?
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Hilarious. I was planning on taking head shots of myself and mailing them to friends, but Obama Penis Cupcakes are a much better idea…Thanks!
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