I'm so addicted to facebook that I'm having discussions with myself!!!

Are you hunched over your computer, doling out 'awe inspiring' GEMS OF WISDOM to your 600 closest BFF's; all the while nervously checking to see if someone, ANYONE, has responded to your endless litany of comments, observations and pictures of your Aunt Ethel's GROWTH? DO YOU SPEAK IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS AND #@!?<*!!@$!????????????? When you enter a chat room do your friends duck out the back? When you receive 'notifications' does your alarm clock go off? Do you bring a printout of your 'status update' to job interviews? Are you ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that there's a 'secret' discussion about you being carried on in 'Farmville' RIGHT NOW, as we speak...? and, When you get up to pee @ night, do you check your FACEBOOK page for messages on the way to AND from? You GOT IT!! Welcome to MY initiation...hope it helps! ( I REALLY thought everyone was kidding! I have been in FACEBOOK DENIAL!):