Who Would You Rather See As President?

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Everybody likes to say - every election year - that they could have picked a better ticket. Well, I say, then who would you want to see run for president. I know who I would want...

Chris Rock

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Sense of humor? Check. Straight talk? Check. Enjoyable? Check. Ballsy? Triple check. Okay, that’s pretty much all I need.

President Martin Sheen

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Oh, c’mon – indulge me on this one. We’re talking about the most beloved fake president this country has ever seen. I say, FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!

Al Gore

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He has experience with foreign policy, he’s concerned about the environment, and he won a freaking Nobel Prize. I would vote for Gore in a heartbeat.

added by Elijay 10/15/2008

Barbie

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Look, she’s aging gracefully in her old age. A little baggy around those beautiful eyes now, but she has the experience to back her up. She’s been a Princess, wife, mother, chef, ice skater, multiple home owner, Disney character imitator, and so much more!

added by Coffee Slut 10/15/2008

Kang for President

Abortions for some, tiny American flags for others!!

added by GillianS 10/19/2008

Bill Pullman

Best movie President — ever!

added by JayFerris 10/19/2008

I'm going to go out on a limb & be serious...

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…Colin Powell. If we had listened to this man in the first place, we might be in better standing now. Powell also has the ability, as a moderate, the bridge the gap in a very real way. He’s had decades of experience internationally and under several administrations. He also seems like a really, really nice guy. Just look at that picture. That’s the type of man who’s just too nice to run for President.

added by aubree munar 10/24/2008
 

Bugs Bunny

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He’s utterly charming and likable. He has always shown strength and fortitude to overcome adversity, be it Rabbit Season, Duck Season, or a night at the opera. He could easily led our Navy SEALS corps behind enemy lines dressed in the sexiest burkah. America, I give you our next president.

Tina Fey

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She’s already smarter, sexier, and more enjoyable than Sarah Palin. She’s got my vote.

STEPHEN COLBERT

He’s HYSTERICAL…..and amazing.

added by Chelsea 10/15/2008

Barbara Lee's 9/14/01 Speech

That’s my girl, The Honorable Barbara Lee! The only one (of 535 total congresspeople) to stand up and “just say no” to Bush and his trillion dollar endless wars, starting as early as just three days after 9/11. Talk about chutzpah! And was she right? Heck yeah she was — IMHO.

added by H Nicole Young 10/16/2008

Jon

Chelsea tooooootally took my idea! (Stephen Colbert) But I think instead of the whole President VP ticket proposed a while back, how about co-Presidents? I was co-President of a high school organization and I think the country would do well with this comedy duo. Well, we’d laugh WITH the president(s) instead of AT him.

added by aliciak 10/20/2008

My Cat Henry

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This cat definetly has presidential potential. Vote Henry for President!!

added by PickleFaceGrace 10/25/2008
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I'm a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn. You may've seen me around town at The Peoples Improv Theater, Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and Under St. Marks. I write funny stuff and maintain the blog, Sssh, don't tell anybody, but every single female Guidetripper and Maven is crushing on m...