Who Would You Rather See As President?
Everybody likes to say - every election year - that they could have picked a better ticket. Well, I say, then who would you want to see run for president. I know who I would want...
Chris Rock
Sense of humor? Check. Straight talk? Check. Enjoyable? Check. Ballsy? Triple check. Okay, that’s pretty much all I need.
President Martin Sheen
Oh, c’mon – indulge me on this one. We’re talking about the most beloved fake president this country has ever seen. I say, FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!
Al Gore
He has experience with foreign policy, he’s concerned about the environment, and he won a freaking Nobel Prize. I would vote for Gore in a heartbeat.
Barbie
Look, she’s aging gracefully in her old age. A little baggy around those beautiful eyes now, but she has the experience to back her up. She’s been a Princess, wife, mother, chef, ice skater, multiple home owner, Disney character imitator, and so much more!
Abortions for some, tiny American flags for others!!
Best movie President — ever!
I'm going to go out on a limb & be serious...
…Colin Powell. If we had listened to this man in the first place, we might be in better standing now. Powell also has the ability, as a moderate, the bridge the gap in a very real way. He’s had decades of experience internationally and under several administrations. He also seems like a really, really nice guy. Just look at that picture. That’s the type of man who’s just too nice to run for President.
Bugs Bunny
He’s utterly charming and likable. He has always shown strength and fortitude to overcome adversity, be it Rabbit Season, Duck Season, or a night at the opera. He could easily led our Navy SEALS corps behind enemy lines dressed in the sexiest burkah. America, I give you our next president.
Tina Fey
She’s already smarter, sexier, and more enjoyable than Sarah Palin. She’s got my vote.
He’s HYSTERICAL…..and amazing.
That’s my girl, The Honorable Barbara Lee! The only one (of 535 total congresspeople) to stand up and “just say no” to Bush and his trillion dollar endless wars, starting as early as just three days after 9/11. Talk about chutzpah! And was she right? Heck yeah she was — IMHO.
PS (to the above post — I haven’t figured out how to add a live link in the video description)
Here is a good accompanying article where Barbara Lee explains her vote…
“Alone on the Hill” (link above)
News: Self-described ‘Army brat’ Barbara Lee explains why she cast Congress’ only vote against giving the president a free hand to attack suspected terrorists.
By Bill Hogan
September 20, 2001
Jon
Chelsea tooooootally took my idea! (Stephen Colbert) But I think instead of the whole President VP ticket proposed a while back, how about co-Presidents? I was co-President of a high school organization and I think the country would do well with this comedy duo. Well, we’d laugh WITH the president(s) instead of AT him.
My Cat Henry
This cat definetly has presidential potential. Vote Henry for President!!
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