If the Camper's a-Rockin: Denver's Top Date Escapes

There is nothing sexier then a man who can ride a bull. Pack the boots in the trunk and show us what you got at this world-famous honky-tonk.

No joke, you can see real dinosaur footprints! No really, do you know how cool that makes you look? Park your car, admire the paws, then walk around the rest of the monument for an extended adventure.

Rumba is salsa night… Get out of the way or strut your stuff on the dance floor. Salsa through the smelly smoke, and come back on Friday for the hip night in the same location called Lipgloss.

In the Italian Highlands district… A sketchy neighborhood, but we do that on purpose to keep people like you away! Bruhahaha!

Yes, in that building with that tall tower that you see off of Speer! Independent films, small theaters, cultural creatives, and beer. Sign up for their email and get hooked up with free screenings.

Pee your pants audience suggested improv. No really, you might pee your pants because there is a mandatory 2-drink policy per person… Plus, Wynkoop is upstairs!

Take your date on a hike out somewhere off of Highway 6, then wind back down and enjoy the western sun on Woody’s porch with some brew and pizza. Then, I recommend you stroll down main street Golden.

Stop by on the way to Jazz in the Park or any picnic, and pick up some gourmet cheese, their herbed salmon, Euro-fancy crackers, and cookies. Don’t forget to swing by the wino shop in the back!

Listen to Mrs. Carbone complain about her two sons… She tells you about their sex life, how they fight, and how lazy they are. I usually leave with a free baloney stick and a meatball.