I Wish I Could...

Fly

Why? Because it would be freakin’ awesome. Yes, I admit that my much-beloved Superman movie, starring Christopher Reeve, is super-cheesy by many of today’s standards, but that still doesn’t change the fact that the dude is faster than a speeding bullet. Plus, it would impress the ladies.

Speak Spanish Fluently

I studied the language for six years in school and it barely stuck with me past senior year of high school. Anyway, I can still get by on a few phrases, but nothing impressive. I’m thinking about taking classes again. I think it would be cool, but it earns bonus points against being an ugly American.

FLAUNT CLEAVAGE :)

TOO bad I don’t have any boobs.

Play guitar

If John Mayer has proven anything, it’s that even the most boring of guitar music makes women swoon. Never mind the adult contemporary, I’d love to be able to shred like Robert Plant or Paul Westerberg.

Win The WWF Championship

I loved this stuff as a kid (read: “as a kid”). It would just be awesome to take on some smack-talking champion in front of my hometown, put him in a sharpshooter, and walk off with the belt.

Grow a money tree

You know, to pluck of a hundred dollar bill here and there when I need it.

Oh, and it would have to require no care whatsoever. I don’t really have a green thumb.

Be A Princess

I’d hvae a palace, a beautiful tiara, my own country, and I wouldn’t have to worry about bills! Man, being a princess is still a fantasy of mine!