I Secretly Love...

Wolf Blitzer

I don’t know why, but I’ve always liked Wolf Blitzer— I don’t know if it’s his perfectly trimmed beard or what, but if I was 20 years older, I’d totally go for Wolf.

Picking my nose.

Yeah, it’s gross. I know.

Olive juice

See this jar of olives? If it was open, I’d be snacking happily on those olives…but I’d also be taking tiny teaspoon sips of the the olive juice. YUM!

(Obviously, I’m a huge dirty martini fan.)

I Heart Brett Michaels

I love Brett Michaels and his flame adorned hat. Any guy that sports hair extentions and headbands wins in my book.

Rock of Love

Gossip Girls and Million Dollar Matchmaker were already listed, so I had to contribute at least one more ridiculous tv show to the mix!!

I’ll admit that I’m also obsessed with Million Dollar Listing, Real Housewives (OC, Atlanta, NY), and anything else that is truly not worthy of being watched.

Jessica Simpson Fancy Perfume

Yes, it’s ridiculously embarrassing to admit, but i absolutely l-o-v-e the way her sensually sweet (vanilla, pear, caramel, etc.) scent smells!

iCarly (on Nickelodeon)

I know, I know. But at least the 10 year old in the house loves this show… almost as much as me.

Gossip Girl

I don’t know why, but I’m totally embarrassed to tell people I watch Gossip Girl. I don’t know why. I think part of me feels like I’m too old to like a soapy drama about high school kids. But since most of them are actually in their 20’s doesn’t that make it sort of okay?

Mayonnaise

I don’t know if you’ve noticed this, but a lot of people don’t like mayonnaise. This is why I’ve always kept my love of mayo a secret. And the fact that I used to eat mayonnaise sandwiches when I was a kid.

The Millionaire Matchmaker

Patti’s kind of bitch, and most of the millionaires are either stupid or douchebags, but I still love this show anyway.

Donny Osmond

I know, I know, I’m wicked ashamed :( It’s awful. Horrible. But I am madly in love with Donny Osmond. I always have been. I’ve seen him in concert once (he sang “Puppy Love”!) and I sat in the front row when he performed in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat. Heaven. I know, I suck at life. Shameful. I’m going to hide now.

I’m a self proclaimed feminists but I secretly love America’s Next Top Model.

One way to rationalize this is around the pay difference. I think this is still the one career where women make more than men.

Morbid Things

Sometimes I search for really morbid things on the internet.

Breakfast for Lunch and Dinner

I LOVE breakfast. A LOT. I would eat it for every meal if it were socially acceptable.

ABC Family

I can’t help it. I’m a sucker for teenage drama. Plus Cappie is effin hot, I don’t care what anyone says.

Nascar

I like to call it the WWF of racing. Once you know the drivers and their personalities, it’s enjoyable to watch the soap opera unfold lap by lap. And the best is when they crash and to see who’s at fault.

Maroon 5

But at least I’m embarrased about it!