What I Love About Matt Fried

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February 27, 2009
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Matt Fried is many things. An artist. A comedian. A genius. A role model. A lady's man. A scoundrel. A gentleman. A man for all seasons. @ubree's love interest. The list truly does go on. Over the last year, he's emerged from relative obscurity to take this world by storm. Doing what; nobody knows exactly. That being said - what isn't to love about him?

He Reminds me of this Bad Boy

Listen, I barely watch TV, but for some reason when I do see this Gossip Girl Show, this guy, Chuck Bass totally reminds me of Matt… Sure, the style of clothes, the body type, and the sly moves… OMG, I am attracted to Chuck Bass, which would mean, would mean…. I like men in vests?

added by AlexandraF 11/24/2008

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He likes the Eagles, but can still say "Go Steelers!"

I live for football. I bleed black and gold. Tear me away from the tv when my hometown team is playing and I will hurt you. HURT you. So, I understand team loyalty and not being able to support ANYONE else in their team loyalty if it differs from yours. But Matt was still able to say “Go Steelers!” to me one day, even though his team was uninvolved in the game at hand.
Also, we are planning something super top-secret and awesome for a Guidespot guide, that not even Alex knows about. Muwahahahahaha.

added by aliciak 11/25/2008

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Little Known Facts About Matt Fried

He is a wanted man in Mexico.
He has no parents. Rather, he was born by immaculate conception.
To this day, he is the reason the Chicago Cubs have not won a World Series in 100 years.
@ubree is in love with him.
AlexF does everything she can to speak to him for at least two hours, every day.
He is the reason hundreds of kids in the South Bronx can read.
In Hebrew, his name means “A gift from G-d”. Don’t you forget it.

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What Coffee Slut Loves About Matt Fried

Just his name alone: Matt Fried. Kinda sounds like “Matt freed a… chicken.” Except spelled differently.
He is really Superman and Clark Kent. Just disguised as Matt Fried.
Showed Coffee Slut her GSpot capabilities.
Loves NY and opened my eyes to Grinaldi’s Pizza.
Claims to be Snarky.
Is Snarky.
Promotes himself A LOT.

added by Coffee Slut 10/25/2008

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Sucker...

Matt won me over when he got me drunk with black and white cookies… dragging them all the way from Brooklyn in a pretty little box… He presented them with such simplicity that I instantly knew that this was the man I had to become obsessed with… this was the man that I had to win over… This was the man with almost my entire last name, so maybe I would not have to change my last name when we get married, and he could just add on to his?

added by AlexandraF 11/24/2008

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I love Matt Fried because....

HE IS MY NYC COUNTERPART.
HE IS A PIMP
HE LIKES TO SEND ME INVITATIONS TO THINGS ON FACEBOOK, so that I feel included.
HE Like to talk about sex in his guides
He is totally completely, UTTERLY…..in love; with ME.

He just forgot to mention that little detail…..he’s trying to “appear available”. haha ;)

added by Chelsea 11/25/2008

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matt_fried

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I'm a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn. You may've seen me around town at The Peoples Improv Theater, Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and Under St. Marks. I write funny stuff and maintain the blog, Sssh, don't tell anybody, but every single female Guidetripper and Maven is crushing on m...