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It's happened to the best of us. You have a couple of drinks and the next thing you know you are drunk dialing your boss! What are your funny drunk stories?! I am starting a new website www.crackoutblackout.com and we are looking for your "I got totally wasted and then.." stories. Please add them to the guide!
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Drunkenness according to the wise sage Wikipedia
“Drunkenness or inebriation is the state of being intoxicated by consumption of alcoholic beverages to a degree that mental and physical faculties are noticeably impaired and/or skewed…Drunkenness can result in temporary experience of a wide range of emotions, ranging from anger, sadness, and depression to euphoria, lightheartedness, joviality” Also can lead to hilarious hi-jinx with your friends and/or complete strangers.
The Balcony Jump
At college, after a long night of drinking and party hopping on campus, the party I was at was about to get into trouble. Someone busted through the door, “The RA’s (Resident Assistant) coming!” This wasn’t good, as the school I went to was notorious for imposing heavy fines for on-campus drinking. I decided to cut and run, hopping over the balcony railing of this first floor apartment. Except it was actually on the second floor. I crashed ass-first into some bushes, got all beat to hell for it, but I’ll be damned if I didn’t get away.
added by JayFerris 03/12/2009
I got wasted...and then moved to Chicago
Seriously, I came here on St. Patty’s day for a visit and two months later ended up moving here from California..
added by ElGuapo 03/20/2009
It's happened to Jenna Bush...
Too bad for her the paparazzi was there to capture it. I am sure it was funny at the time!
I threw up in this guy's car
It was terrible. We are almost home from a concert where I had drunk about a bottle of wine on my own, but when we got off the freeway ramp I guess I just lost it. Later, that “guy” became my boyfriend. Touching story, huh?
added by Elijay 03/20/2009
I imagine this guy was at a frat party…
"I got drunk and waxed my eyebrows off..."
This poor unfortunate soul made the mistake of waxing their eyebrows while drunk! I hope they have grown back by now…
I can haz beers?
No kitty. I can cutz you off now.
Drunk at the office Christmas party
This poor guy got drunk at the office Christmas party and then made a pass at the boss’s wife…
"I got wasted and turned into The Hulk...."
….and proceeded to throw an entire table on top of people.
They call me The Mean Bean for a reason people.
added by The Mean Bean 03/12/2009
I Become SuperWoman.
Yes, more often then not, when I’ve had too much to drink , I become SUPERWOMAN! My super powers consist of being really amazing in conversations, I think I can walk on my own, and I think I can drink more!
Hmmm sometimes my powers work against me.
added by Coffee Slut 03/17/2009
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