I Am So Over...

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We're at the home stretch of the election season. The year is coming to an end. By the end of this month, the holiday season will be in full swing. Time to empty out our druthers about whatever it is that gets on our nerves. Namely, that of pop culture. Man, somebody help me...

Sarah Palin

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Yes, I get it – she’s completely vapid. Like W. on Quaaludes. I know she’s hot. I’ve seen the eight million impressions of her on the internet, from the funny to the “Please stop” variety. Can this election just end and she can go back to guard duty against Russia?

Ashlee Simpson

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Talentless or not, I used to think you were hot. In 2007. In 2008, you let the spawn of backwater d-baggery get you pregnant and then YOU HAD PETE WENTZ’S KID! Ugh.

 

The Hills

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IT’S FAKE!!! Big surprise! Wait, you mean four highly attractive women living together in L.A. whose lives are closely monitored and then edited for TV – you mean none of it is real?!?!? About as real as two-fifths of Heidi Montag (zing!)

Britney

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Yes, she’s semi-sane, again. Just leave the girl alone and let her put her life back together.

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I'm a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn. You may've seen me around town at The Peoples Improv Theater, Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and Under St. Marks. I write funny stuff and maintain the blog, Sssh, don't tell anybody, but every single female Guidetripper and Maven is crushing on m...