How to annoy me

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because it is growing increasingly easy! and on more than one occasion I do these things myself. oops!

chew gum with your mouth open (I know saddest day of my life was when someone told me this sad ‘rule’ of life)
chew gum at while you work at a restaurant
don’t ever say thank you or please
just take the last thing on a table with out asking anyone if they would like to share it with you
be really loud when you are in public
scream for no reason
continue to give directions to the driver
never pick up the tab
always back out of plans
be really really negative and say you “hate everything”
don’t eat meat
form opinions of movies and books you have never viewed or read
hate on other women
be desperate for male attention
talk in a baby voice
say you “write novels in you head”