RIFF RAFF WELCOME!!!!

One of the most important things about throwing a Trailer Trash Party is making sure that no matter what, NO EXCEPTIONS, that EVERYONE is dressed in Trailer Park themed clothing. Everyone’s interpretation of that is different but it is one of the most essential parts about pulling off the perfect party. If someone shows up in anything with a designer label, anything trendy (other than plaid since it’s pretty “trailer”) they are not welcome in. Do however take their Jell-O mold if they brought one.

Is it a POT-LUCK? You bet!!! B.Y.O.B too…..obviously stock up a little bit just in case, it isn’t trailer is people are ONLY drinking Kool-Aid.

Tip:

THE TACKIER THE BETTER. Tacky ashtrays, lawn chairs, mismatching.

The Food

Expect that your guests will come hungry and having the right SPREAD it definitely important. Would they have a cheese plate? Probably not, but they would love a great bag of CHEESY PUFFS. Deli meats? Maybe if it’s bologna. Here’s what you’ll need:

• Hot Dogs. Buns OPTIONAL. Wonder Bread, yes.
  
• Cheese Whiz and saltines
• Pork and Beans
• A bucket of fried chicken if you feel like splurging
• Cheeto’s

• Jell-O molds
• Moon Pies

Keep it trashy after hours:

If You're LAZY Trash....

There are a few places that you could do a “make shift” trailer park party…

The Decor

If you do plan to have this shin-dig at your apartment you’re going to need the proper decor. Even people in the trailer park have a unique style, that must be replicated to part purposes. Here’s what you’ll need:

• A clothesline hanging anywhere, inside the house. Hang all of your tackiest undergarments; leopard bra’s, hot pink lacy panties, your boyfriend’s Twinkie printed boxer shorts, etc.
• Bust out ANYthing crocheted, cross stitched, or from Grandma’s basement. Afghans are perfect.
• Use a garbage bag as a table cloth
• CHRISTMAS LIGHTS, multi-color.
• Duct tape. Anywhere you can put it, your antenna, your toaster, etc.
• Plastic silverware and red cups
• Any highly inappropriate pictures, FRAMED and hanging for all to see.
• If you cna temporarily attach some fringe to your lamp shades I suggest you do so.

EXPRESS YOUR LOVE FOR:

• Nascar
• WWF
• ALUMINUM FOIL
• Country Music
• The 99 cent store
• Hard rock

Activities:

Someone will need to be crowned Queen Trash and King Redneck. This is standard Trailer Trash Party conduct. Are you going to play a game of Trivial Pursuit? Um no, beer pong? Well, you’re on the right track there but no, still too classy. Instead:

• Organize a CHUGGING contest
• Spitting Contest….where and what they spit is up to you.
• Pin the teeth on the “trashy chick” someone may have to get creative to draw this

The Liquor:

If you do decide to make it B.Y.O.B there has to be some restrictions on that. No Corona, No Guiness, No champagne. Here’s what’s acceptable:

• Pabst Blue Ribbon
• Keystone Light
• Boone’s
• Jack Daniels
• Miller High Life
• Kegs

Tip:

Pick the right music. Kid Rock, Lynyrd Skynyrd and all country music.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST

What better way to remember such a fun evening that to make a little photo album of all of your guests mug shots! You could let them add their offense if you’d like or you can make up one of your own. Same goes for names, pick the perfectly trashy name, and save all of their pictures for blackmailing later on! Truly, trailer.