How to celebrate July 4th if you're British.

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Some ways in which we merry old Englishmen (or Scotsmen... or Welshmen... or Irishmen... or all the womenfolk as well...) can celebrate American independence.

Don't.

What are you doing? Stop stealing their thunder, asshole.

Enjoy American things.

Bask in the glory of KFC, zippers and tampons that are not made of hay.

Burn things.

Any things.

 

Watch Independence Day

You know, the Will Smith movie? The AWESOME one? Yeah. That one. Phew… You had me worried for a moment there.

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I want one of these… and all of them.

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